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What terrible things is facebook advertising you today?

Slacks, Pink Floyd T-shirts, apparently-amazing shoes, and a plethora of gadgets which I know would be soul-destroyingly disappointing were I idiot enough to buy them.

My sole unwise Social Media advertised piece of shit purchase currently resides in its box on top of a bookcase. I got all my money back, thanks to PayPal. The band musical director has the same piece of shit on a shelf in his room, and judging by his evident reluctance to talk about it, I suspect he paid full whack :(

So if anyone's interested in a tacky, magnetically-suspended tiny plastic Earth, you know who to call. ;)
 
Got my first miracle slimming pill ads today.
Both were backed by Dragons Den, which was a little surprising.
I had to bite my lip the other day when I got that shared by my niece with its ridiculous claim of losing 7 pounds a week - the previous time it happened, someone's account had been hacked.
Those hideous adverts are a varying mishmash of bits from all over...
 
How do they get away with advertising this on FB ?
I suppose images make the fake description un-readable...


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Showerheads.
A summer dress that fits so perfect if you pull these strings and they love the leg split :wow:
A leather dufflebag that inspector gadget would love.
 
Glenn Fucking Danzig. :confused:

This has been going on for months now.

'Here's Glenn picking his nose next to Henry Rollins.'

'Glenn was a massive fan of Kajagoogoo. "I bleddy love 'em", he said in June 1982.'
 
Watches. 'Kin expensive ones too...

.. which has made me more determined to stick with the one I have despite the big scratch down the face that it has.
 
Just lately I've been getting a lot of right wing fantasist crap. It's my fault, I kept calling them out so, I think, I've got caught up in the algorithm.
 
I’ve just had the most amazing ad pop up on YouTube. I was trying to think of an old 70s comedian’s name, and on finding him (it was Max Miller), the ad it played (after letting me see a minute or two of jokes about being a man of a certain age) was the funniest erectile dysfunction ad I’ve ever seen.

Because it’s on my phone I can’t copy it in here, but maybe if you also Google him it will work.

The bit that made me laugh hardest was the teenage “scientist”.

This is the vid:
 
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