Joe Strummer's Grave
Cool Britannia on CCTV
Your uncle kicked to death but we couldn’t quite see he
This is the land of the free
Your face is on Big Brother and it belongs to me
Plug in your i-pod and sing along with me
I saw your daughter getting fucked on MTV
It's the middle of the night and not a policeman in sight
Get your knives out baby, come on let's fight
Cool Britannia, Jesus saves
Rupert Murdoch rules the waves
Richard Branson doesn't shave
And Joe Strummer's lying in his grave...
Identikit, market shit, every place is full of it
The supermarket's stocking it, the government is flogging it
You can't help but buy it, go on, try it
There is no sense in anyone trying to deny it
There's no doors on this car, you can't get out
No winders on the windows, no one will hear you shout
And no matter how many times you climb up the waterspout
The rain will come along and wash you out
Cool Britannia, Jesus saves
Rupert Murdoch rules the waves
Richard Branson doesn't shave
And Joe Stummer's moulding in his grave...
In this land filled with hate
The shopping centres open late
And everyone's working on the cheap
Listening out for that cellphone beep
I ain't no child of the Thatcher generation
That uptight bitch was our ruination
I ain't got time for the thoughts of Marx
This is where the revolution starts
Cool Britannia, Jesus saves
Rupert Murdoch rules the waves
Richard Branson doesn't shave
And Joe Stummer's spinning in his grave...
Every little house has got two TVs
Watching starving children on the BBC
And mummy's working late, she's got two jobs
And her little darling's turning into a foul-mouthed yob
Sitting on the tube wearing fizzy headphones
No matter where you turn to you'll never be alone
In every supermarket you'll hear the muzak drone
No Top Of The Pops for you disco clones
Cool Britannia, Jesus saves
Rupert Murdoch rules the waves
Richard Branson doesn't shave
And Joe Stummer's laughing in his grave...
Cool Britannia on CCTV
Your uncle kicked to death but we couldn’t quite see he
This is the land of the free
Your face is on Big Brother and it belongs to me
Plug in your i-pod and sing along with me
I saw your daughter getting fucked on MTV
It's the middle of the night and not a policeman in sight
Get your knives out baby, come on let's fight
Cool Britannia, Jesus saves
Rupert Murdoch rules the waves
Richard Branson doesn't shave
And Joe Strummer's lying in his grave...
Identikit, market shit, every place is full of it
The supermarket's stocking it, the government is flogging it
You can't help but buy it, go on, try it
There is no sense in anyone trying to deny it
There's no doors on this car, you can't get out
No winders on the windows, no one will hear you shout
And no matter how many times you climb up the waterspout
The rain will come along and wash you out
Cool Britannia, Jesus saves
Rupert Murdoch rules the waves
Richard Branson doesn't shave
And Joe Stummer's moulding in his grave...
In this land filled with hate
The shopping centres open late
And everyone's working on the cheap
Listening out for that cellphone beep
I ain't no child of the Thatcher generation
That uptight bitch was our ruination
I ain't got time for the thoughts of Marx
This is where the revolution starts
Cool Britannia, Jesus saves
Rupert Murdoch rules the waves
Richard Branson doesn't shave
And Joe Stummer's spinning in his grave...
Every little house has got two TVs
Watching starving children on the BBC
And mummy's working late, she's got two jobs
And her little darling's turning into a foul-mouthed yob
Sitting on the tube wearing fizzy headphones
No matter where you turn to you'll never be alone
In every supermarket you'll hear the muzak drone
No Top Of The Pops for you disco clones
Cool Britannia, Jesus saves
Rupert Murdoch rules the waves
Richard Branson doesn't shave
And Joe Stummer's laughing in his grave...