What is the emergency meeting about? Place your bets...

[spanglechick]

"Urgent: meeting today at 3pm (5mins).""

Hello All,

Can we please meet for 5min at the end of the day in the office. I know there are some after school commitments so if everyone could be in the office for 3pm that would be great.

Thanks

Marcus"


Email addressed to the Performing Arts faculty.

I've asked the two people who clearly know, but they're giving nothing away.

So urban, you have an hour to guess.

 

[Pickman's model]

the faculty is being abolished and all staff are being transferred to teaching physical education

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

You're getting a pay rise!

 

[spanglechick]

You're getting a pay rise!

You're very funny!

 

[Sea Star]

Aliens

 

[krtek a houby]

I hope it's good news but when it happened to us it was basically your dept is being reduced you must now battle for your jobs.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

You're getting a pay rise!

Obligatory comedy option...

 

[Supine]

5 minutes is somebody leaving rather than redundancies. That conversation takes 15 minutes. Fingers crossed

 

[dessiato]

the faculty is being abolished and all staff are being transferred to teaching physical education

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach P.E." Jack Black in School of Rock.

 

[JimW]

They've got you all invites to the royal wedding

 

[gosub]

youve been tasked with the badger parade for the royal wedding

 

[Pickman's model]

youve been tasked with the badger parade for the royal wedding

with the Badgers parade?

 

[dessiato]

5 minutes is somebody leaving rather than redundancies. That conversation takes 15 minutes. Fingers crossed

At my academy any meeting is going to be at least an hour whatever the subject.

 

[Pickman's model]

we should find out whether there was anything for a fuss to be made about in a few minutes. or rather longer if they find their computer privileges have been revoked.

 

[dessiato]

They've just found out that Meghan Markle is 6 months pregnant with the head's child.

 

[Pickman's model]

They've just found out that Meghan Merkle is 6 moths pregnant with the head's child.

how fortunate it's not meghan markle

 

[dessiato]

how fortunate it's not meghan markle

I'll edit.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'll edit.

and how long is six moths?

 

[dessiato]

and how long is six moths?

I'll edit, again.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'll edit, again.

 

[Poot]

Oh come on. I need to go out and I can't until I know now

 

[Pickman's model]

Oh come on. I need to go out and I can't until I know now

yeh no one ever thinks of the people left behind, the other people affected by this meeting.

 

[danny la rouge]

They're going to tell you why there are no hedgehogs anywhere else.

 

[dessiato]

They're going to tell you why there are no hedgehogs anywhere else.

We have hedgehogs in Spain.

 

[Pickman's model]

They're going to tell you why there are no hedgehogs anywhere else.

all killed for hedgehog flavour crisp flavouring

 

[Baronage-Phase]

It's clearly gone on for longer than the promised 5 minutes.
Hate when that shit happens.
Hope it's nothing horrible.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's clearly gone on for longer than the promised 5 minutes.
Hate when that shit happens.
Hope it's nothing horrible.

let's see what the survivors say

 

[spanglechick]

Nothing horrible. Faculty restructuring means my job role will change but all the options are fairly positive and my pay is protected whatever.

 

[Winot]

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach P.E." Jack Black in School of Rock.

Ripped off from Woody Allen (Annie Hall).