Urban DJs! Ever had this happen to you? (smashed reveller pulls the table over)

[editor]

This has nearly happened to me several times. Once, at the Dogstar, I only just managed to pull the table back from a critical angle so I have every sympathy for this bloke.

I've now learnt to anticipate it every time someone comes up to the decks!

 

[souljacker]

Worst I've ever had was someone somehow pulling the USB lead out of the controller. Also had some complete bellend deciding that my laptop was available for them to show someone a youtube video. I had to shove them away and they got all arsey at me lol.

 

[editor]

One night, a coked up twat got so annoyed that I wouldn't play a Bruno Mars song (even after I told him four times that I didn't have it) that he held his pint over the desk and gestured that he was going to start pouring it over the sliders.

As the security hauled him out, he shouted that he'd wait for me outside and stab me to death.

"Here lies the DJ. Cause of death: Failure to play a Bruno Mars song"

 

[Gromit]

One night, a coked up twat got so annoyed that I wouldn't play a Bruno Mars song (even after I told him four times that I didn't have it) that he held his pint over the desk and gestured that he was going to start pouring it over the sliders.

As the security hauled him out, he shouted that he'd wait for me outside and stab me to death.

"Here lies the DJ. Cause of death: Failure to play a Bruno Mars song"

Wake up in the sky?

I googled. He has so many songs that fit this.

 

[spitfire]

DJ's doing it to themselves.

 

[Callie]

"Here lies the DJ. Cause of death: Failure to play a Bruno Mars song"

Damned if you do, damned if you don't!

 

[ddraig]

Yes. tables bumped, decks knocked, buttons pushed, dickhead wanting to plug their phone in etc etc