theresa may captions pls

[Pickman's model]

 

[DownwardDog]

By extracting her vital fluids we should be able to keep Corbyn alive for another 100 years.

 

[Yossarian]

"Which one of these is the credit card reader?"

 

[Artaxerxes]

What the hell is that?

 

[Pickman's model]

theresa may just before taking injured girl's left arm to replace her own knackered one

 

[ViolentPanda]

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"Nurse, please make the Grim Reaper go away!"

 

[blairsh]

"You don't know the power, of the darkside"

 

[DotCommunist]

'pass me a pillow'

 

[twentythreedom]

"I'm gonna punch you in the fucking face and then destroy your future"

Or something

 

[Raheem]

"I'm gonna punch you in the fucking face and then destroy your future"

Or something

And what does Theresa May say back?

BTW, is it just me or is TM the one wired to the monitor in that photo, rather than the girl?

 

[twentythreedom]

I know you are but what am I?

etc

BTW It's just you

 

[Cid]

So I'll just roll up my sleeves and get stuck in then shall I? I'll show them that doctors do an easy job.

 

[SpookyFrank]

"You look like death."
"Yes but I'm actually the Prime Minister."

 

[Ming]

I don't really give a shit about you. I'm only here for the publicity. And i'm actively trying to destroy the organisation that's treating you. Can i count on your vote?

 

[hash tag]

You have insurance to pay for this or will you be paying by cash?

 

[bemused]

Picture of KGBs first female boss emerges showing her interrogating a political dissident.

 

[Artaxerxes]

The patient appears to be strong and stable

What about the other one?

Oh that's just the PM, she'll u turn in a minute

 

[Doubledown]

.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

"Braaiiins... braaiiins... I'm here for the delicious braaiiins"

 

[UrbaneFox]

Mummy, why does she tuck her bra into her trousers?

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Get up and dance..

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Mummy, why does she tuck her bra into her trousers?

"Honey, it'll happen to all of us eventually. Well... Erm..." *whistles*

 

[sealion]

Leave means leave, now give us that fucking bed back.

 

[Kesher]

"But shock therapy is part of your treatment my dear"

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

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These machines will HAVE to be removed, there’s no Magic Money Tree.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

do we need a new generation of thatch-cards?

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

do we need a new generation of thatch-cards?

Cunt cards, just to cover the lot

 

[albionism]

If it was me in the bed, it'd be "Can you just get the fuck out of my room you evil cunt"