The Voice UK (BBC1)

[Mr Moose]

Sally Barker from massive Lesta.

 

[Yelkcub]

Sob story alert. Makes me sad, that these programmes exploit it as well as another person's sadness.

 

[Mr Moose]

C'mon Sally.

 

[Yelkcub]

Shit, the son's a ringer for his Dad too

 

[Mr Moose]

I've turned! I've literally flipped my armchair!

 

[Mr Moose]

Shit, the son's a ringer for his Dad too

Yep we all said that too.

 

[Libertad]

Great song, great voice.

 

[Mr Moose]

Liked her. Sad she can't win for failing to be young and pretty.

 

[wtfftw]

I'm liking http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2014/jan/11/the-voice-2014-live-blog-week-one

 

[zoooo]

Oh noes. I hate it when past pop stars come on shows like this. It's too awful and embarrassing if they don't get through.

 

[Mr Moose]

Mick Hucknall invented 'soul'. Fact.

 

[Saffy]

I bet no one turns around..

 

[twentythreedom]

Mick Hucknall invented 'soul'. Fact.

He perfected ar-soul for sure.

Leo is cool, good on him Kylie has got the hots

 

[zoooo]

will.i.am's chuckle is so cute.

 

[Saffy]

Well ok, maybe 2.
I never thought I'd say it but Kylie's being a bit of a nob.

 

[Mr Moose]

Kyloid's always been a bit weird.

 

[zoooo]

If one of those girls in the back is his girlfriend they can't be too pleased.

 

[Yelkcub]

Kylie's gone for the 'Take Me Out' barely coded 'I will shag you' tack. Wikipedia says chappie's been on 'Celebrity Love Island' and various other shows....

 

[Yelkcub]

If one of those girls in the back is his girlfriend they can't be too pleased.

He smells of desperado and would drop any partner for a hint of celebrity, I reckon.

 

[tommers]

That was weird. First off the guy from the streets was on. Second he sang Simply Red. And then Kylie basically said she'll shag him.

This is trumping last week's weird water dance thing in Splash.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I had to go and eat chicken but I really, really liked Sally, Tom's choice. The last bloke was alright but not for me

 

[Yelkcub]

Well ok, maybe 2.
I never thought I'd say it but Kylie's being a bit of a nob.

Yeah, bit gutted she seems to be an idiot. Kinda like when it turned out Katy B isn't uberfit.

 

[Sweet FA]

Sorry I taped it so I've just started watching but WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO RICKY WILSON?! It's like they've cut the old one in half or something.

 

[zoooo]

He's suddenly fit as buggery.

 

[twentythreedom]

Meh for the first episode Must do better next week

 

[Libertad]

Sally ftw but she won't.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Sally ftw but she won't.

Definitely the best tonight!

 

[Libertad]

Right, a bit of Lucy Worsley and then The Bridge.

 

[tommers]

Definitely the best tonight!

Yeah, she was really good.

 

[Saffy]

Sally was amazing, now watching Splash! (The kids make me) which we have recorded. We manage to watch an hour and a half show in 15 mins on fast forward.