The Voice UK (BBC1)

[Mr Moose]

Why have they replaced Jessie with Hilary Devey?

 

[Geri]

Shut up Jessie.

 

[zoooo]

I was looking forward to seeing her baldy head.

 

[Mr Moose]

Shut up Jessie.

I note she didn't save LB.

 

[zoooo]

Will had better keep Matt.

 

[twentythreedom]

Not only singing a song by Stevie Wonder, dressed by him too by the look of it

 

[spanglechick]

the song choice is more of a comfortable fit for matt.

 

[Mr Moose]

Seems to have deteriorated into a gurneying contest.

 

[Mr Moose]

Tom Cruise with shoes.

I love Will.

 

[zoooo]

Er, okay. Obviously they're just making stupid decisions for controversy's sake.
Wankers.

 

[Geri]

Strange choice.

 

[zoooo]

I PICK MATT. I DO. Have him washed and brought to my house.

 

[wtfftw]

They're dragging it out so much. Tequila time.

 

[Mr Moose]

The show is more rigged than WWF.

 

[twentythreedom]

Dido ffs

 

[wtfftw]

Dido ffs

Dido and Danny? Ugh

 

[wtfftw]

Should I know this song?

 

[Geri]

I can't warm to the Hollyoaks girl.

 

[wtfftw]

They've tried to make more suspense but we've got double rejection.

 

[spanglechick]

good result. little miss hollyoaks was too anodyne... when put up against andrea she just failed in comparison.

 

[Mr Moose]

Can't agree. Didn't warm to the Hollyoaks woman, but she sung it with more oomph.

 

[wtfftw]

Can any ofyou remember the last round? I don't know who I liked.

 

[Geri]

This is hurting my ears

 

[zoooo]

Squeaking at 100 decibels doesn't make you a good singer.

 

[Mr Moose]

That was off the scale bad.

 

[harpo]

The right choice though. She was the better singer.

 

[zoooo]

Yep, 31. She'll be dead of old age soon.

 

[wtfftw]

I can't remember if I liked nu-whatsit.

 

[Mr Moose]

This is battle of the terrible hairdos.

 

[Geri]

Shut those two up!