The Voice UK (BBC1)

[twentythreedom]

He looks like a tramp down the park

 

[Geri]

For crying out loud, why is this couple still in it?

 

[spanglechick]

and she looks like the worst kind of middle-aged-pseudo-hippy-social-worker.

wasn't bad, but i just hate them.

 

[zoooo]

Aw, look at Will's little gloves.
I hope he will be zooming home on a matching shiny white motorcycle after the show.

 

[gosub]

Half as good as Tracey thorn

 

[Geri]

Joelle best so far. Bit shaky on the lower notes.

 

[zoooo]

I think she would have been better off singing something Motowny.

 

[spanglechick]

hideously unflattering dress. accentuates her tummy, too short, weird matronly bosom created by the black bit.

 

[spanglechick]

jesus christ, did ruth piss the stylist off somehow?

 

[zoooo]

She makes some interesting faces when she sings.

 

[zoooo]

Does she sing slightly off the beat? Or is it my ears.

 

[Geri]

I liked it until she started rocking out.

 

[spanglechick]

see - jessie does this whole 'will's bullying me - feel sorry for me' thing. hate her.

 

[Geri]

It's Sean Penn.

 

[twentythreedom]

He does too much falsetto, that fella

 

[zoooo]

Didn't I say he should sing this a week or so back? I rule. Or is Will reading this thread....

 

[twentythreedom]

and too much coke, probly

 

[spanglechick]

those animated backgrounds were terrible - too distracting!

 

[abstract1]

Aaaaiieeeee! Sex weirdo time

Everything but the.......

where to start

Quality criticism of footwear, spangles

Attention to detail

 

[zoooo]

I hate and like Tyler at the same time.
He should do a Terence Trent Derby song.

Go me. Hi Will if you're reading.

 

[twentythreedom]

Shouldn't be doing falsetto after Tyler, sounds a bit weaker

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Been out, so just starting from the beginning

Jessie's getting a right slating in the papers for turning into a diva and may not get the next series. Can't say that's a huge loss

 

[twentythreedom]

I've said it before and I say it again - The Jones is a total dude!

 

[spanglechick]

they all looked much better too. except matt should've had a beehive too!

 

[zoooo]

D'aw. Quite liked Will's song. Tyler sang better in that than his own songs.

 

[spanglechick]

that was fun. tyler is surprisingly unshit at rapping.

three acts in danger this week? gives the judges more control...

 

[twentythreedom]

<switches over to BGT>

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

<switches over to BGT>

I've just watched hippy hippy flower power couple. I'm way behind, but I may switch over to BGT as it's easier to cook whilst it's on

(ie. fast forwarding)

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Fucking hell

Will's team are crucifying I Got a Woman

Didn't like that version at all

 

[DarthSydodyas]

Tom's groupy performance was much better.