The Voice UK (BBC1)

[madzone]

Dogs all over the country have just run off whimpering.

 

[Mr Moose]

They are always weird those songs that ban on about 'if I die before you awake'.

 

[wtfftw]

Uh. I found that really jarring. How much training do they do?

 

[zoooo]

She is going home. Surely.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

They are always weird those songs that ban on about 'if I die before you awake'.

I wasn't even listening to the words. I don't tend to with slow songs or songs that bore me, and that bored me

 

[Mr Moose]

Dogs all over the country have just run off whimpering.

And our cat.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She is going home. Surely.

I hope so, and stop calling me Shirley

 

[Mr Moose]

Will is trying very politely to say 'that was a bit rub'.

 

[spanglechick]

it was just really shit. she isn't a good singer, she never has been. i worry that jessie is desperate to save face and will keep her in because everyone said she made a mistake in the first place.

yay will, for actual constructive criticism.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

This one should be thrown out purely on the basis that she's a cheerleader.

 

[spanglechick]

singing for the queen, AND FLOELLA MOTHERFUCKING BENJAMIN!

 

[magneze]

Why is this one singing for Floella Benjamin and the Queen?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh, I love this song. She better do a good job of it, or else...

 

[spanglechick]

oh no. i love this song! wtf is this?

 

[madzone]

Oh.

 

[spanglechick]

tbf - it isn't boring, at least.

 

[twentythreedom]

Just switched over from watching the footy ( FUCK CHELSEA!!) What's occurring?

 

[zoooo]

Oh dear, a misguided mashup.

 

[madzone]

She's very annoying.

 

[Geri]

I did not like that.

 

[zoooo]

At least she could actually sing.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Not really sure what to make of that

Although it wasn't boring like the last two

 

[wtfftw]

Eurovision

 

[Mr Moose]

Song choice and arrangement awful. Best singer so far though.

 

[spanglechick]

she wants to get her hair cut, tbh. go for that whole cristina aguilera thing, if that's where she wants to pitch herself.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I thought she sounded croaky, but listening to her speak, she does seem to have a croaky voice

 

[zoooo]

She looks a bit Stacey Solomon.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She looks a bit Stacey Solomon.

I was thinking she reminded me of someone. A blonde Stacey Solomon without the dizziness

 

[Mr Moose]

She looks a bit Stacey Solomon.

Crossed my mind too.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh, he's being brave, taking on an Elvis classic