The Voice UK (BBC1)

[paulhackett]

Tom p(r)etty awful

 

[Mr Moose]

Midwife on a bike. Tell me that ain't a great name for a band.

 

[twentythreedom]

Meh-dwife

 

[twentythreedom]

Ricky is a cock

 

[paulhackett]

She's not annoying..

 

[wtfftw]

Hope she doesn't sing in some high pitched child voice. I want her to growl.

 

[Mr Moose]

Men are weird, but after this 'Princess' let it never be said that women can't get there too.

 

[Geri]

Dreadful.

 

[Mr Moose]

It's this Princess thing that drives women to ISIS. FACT.

 

[twentythreedom]

I feel sorry for her son

 

[paulhackett]

He's not annoying either..

 

[Mr Moose]

He's a good vocalist. Career in musical theatre awaits.

 

[wtfftw]

Are they being encouraged to do different arrangements or scared into it by people being told they didn't make the song 'their own'?

 

[Mr Moose]

Sally Gunnell is shocked. Fishal.

 

[wtfftw]

Sally Gunnell is shocked. Fishal.

She looks a tad murderous.

 

[Mr Moose]

She looks a tad murderous.

She's going to come hurdling over the barriers and lamp someone. Tbf she'd be better off buying her some clothes.

 

[Mr Moose]

This guy is good. Not all raunch.

 

[twentythreedom]

Started well but went OTT

 

[Mr Moose]

You'd probably turn for Michael Jackson as you wouldn't want him behind you.

 

[twentythreedom]

You'd probably turn for Michael Jackson as you wouldn't want him behind you.

Shamone, motherfucker

 

[Mr Moose]

She needs to know being a doppelgänger for your nan is not a good thing.

 

[twentythreedom]

Fucking hell, this is terrible. BBC are playing with people's lives here, and WE ARE FUNDING IT

Well, not me personally, but you know what I mean

 

[Mr Moose]

She's going through. 3 left 2 spaces long biog.

 

[Mr Moose]

Last two through then?

 

[wtfftw]

Fuck yes. Skunk anansie ftw.

 

[Mr Moose]

Fuck yes. Skunk anansie ftw.

Great song. Passable karaoke only tho.

 

[Supine]

They had to choose her. After this many years you'd think the bbc would fix the format.

 

[wtfftw]

Great song. Passable karaoke only tho.

Well yes. But I'm going to be excited at the song choice.

Better than rearranging stuff to swing.

 

[Mr Moose]

He's Tina Turner he is.

 

[wtfftw]

Is there a falsetto bit? Will needs to turn, doesn't he?