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The Shard Tower in London

You're just sore there isn't an all seeing eye at the top

Got a bit of space at the top now aint they??????

How convenient!!!!!!!!!

Its been planned this way from the start!!!!!

I await the giant eyeball on the end of the crane pic as its hoisted into place, with huge flocks of flying black demon lizards in attendance
 
I took these pics when flying over it yesterday - the smog was very noticeable.

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Major landmark in the construction process today - the last concrete floor has been poured (69th floor). The blue 'crown' of formwork will be taken down once it's set, and then the all-steel spire can start going in towards the end of September. That should be pretty rapid, as it's all pre-fabricated in sections. Should be topped out by Christmas, easy :)
 
Has anyone posted this article on the shard yet? http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/aug/19/shard-london-skyscraper?INTCMP=SRCH

I'm afraid I agree with him on a lot of it. The aesthetics of it I don't much care about, but I see the horrible (lack of) future it symbolises every time I look at it.

Even today, plenty of people will defend this transparently misconceived and prodigiously cocksure colossus, in the misguided belief that it advances modern design. But it merely represents the most corporate and unenlightened traditions of high-level business architecture, superficially dressed in a symmetrical glass skin. Funded, since 2008, mainly by a consortium of Qatari investors, The Shard is not an avant-garde revelation of new possibilities for London. It is quite obviously and even gleefully the imposition of a style of architecture that is banal, moneyed, and grimly businesslike. It would fit into any financial district on earth. And anywhere on earth it would say the same thing, that finance is king.
It has come to us from a dystopia where the rulers of the world pass their lives in glass towers way above the mean streets. Down there the excluded loot and burn, and the sky-dwellers profess to be shocked by their lack of morality.
 
I honestly don't think it does. It's just another glass box of a slightly different shape to me. As he says, bland business architecture. But big and pointy.

And deeply depressing in terms of what now dominates London's skyline: big money that operates in its own world, nothing to do with the rest of us.
 
And deeply depressing in terms of what now dominates London's skyline: big money that operates in its own world, nothing to do with the rest of us.

This I do agree with. Although it will be worth a trip to the top for the view...
 
And deeply depressing in terms of what now dominates London's skyline: big money that operates in its own world, nothing to do with the rest of us.
Apart from the London Eye.

Did you prefer it when the skyline was dominated by concrete tower blocks?
 
Apart from the London Eye.

Did you prefer it when the skyline was dominated by concrete tower blocks?
At this point I'd prefer it if it was dominated by homes for people with low incomes to live in, yes. There was never any particular reason - aside from architectural fashion - for most of the older tower blocks to be as ugly as they were.
 
And deeply depressing in terms of what now dominates London's skyline: big money that operates in its own world, nothing to do with the rest of us.

What are we to have dominating the skyline if not corporate splurges. Hospitals spread over 113 floors? Towering primary schools and 89th floor community centres? Even if you can justify the practicalities, you'd have to justify the added expense in a largely flat city like London (might be easier in somewhere like Hong Kong).

What we can easily do is ensure that when corporations do spend money on tall buildings, that they look good.
 
What are we to have dominating the skyline if not corporate splurges. Hospitals spread over 113 floors? Towering primary schools and 89th floor community centres? Even if you can justify the practicalities, you'd have to justify the added expense in a largely flat city like London (might be easier in somewhere like Hong Kong).

What we can easily do is ensure that when corporations do spend money on tall buildings, that they look good.
Cos when you're getting royally screwed by an international financial and business elite its important to have your skyline lookin' good :p
 
I was looking forward to the forthcoming da Vinci exhibition at the National Gallery, now I realise I'd only be endorsing the grasping tyranny of the Medici.
 
To be honest if I were in Florence at the time of the Medicis and poor as dirt and saw some display of opulence created by Da Vinci I'd have the strong impulse to destroy it. This would, in your book, make me a philistine, but there is more to life than aesthetics and its absurd to suddenly decide that one particular way of viewing the world should dominate your reaction to something. Quite possibly I would decided a Da Vinci painting was beautiful and decide to destroy it anyway to make a point. Would you be outraged? I hope so :)
 
Also, the comparison between the two doesn't quite work. The Shard, as well as being a symbol of wealth, is in itself a profit machine. That is its primary purpose. It is bordering on being its only purpose. It will extract money from London for the benefit of a few.
 
To be honest if I were in Florence at the time of the Medicis and poor as dirt and saw some display of opulence created by Da Vinci I'd have the strong impulse to destroy it. This would, in your book, make me a philistine, but there is more to life than aesthetics and its absurd to suddenly decide that one particular way of viewing the world should dominate your reaction to something. Quite possibly I would decided a Da Vinci painting was beautiful and decide to destroy it anyway to make a point. Would you be outraged? I hope so :)

Please don't make things up.
 
Also, the comparison between the two doesn't quite work. The Shard, as well as being a symbol of wealth, is in itself a profit machine. That is its primary purpose. It is bordering on being its only purpose. It will extract money from London for the benefit of a few.
How will it do that?
 
80% of the project is owned by Qatari investors
Wouldn't make a blind bit of difference if it was owned by British investors though. It would still be a few people benefitting, they would still smuggle the money out the country so they didn't have to pay tax. They would still believe it was their money and they didn't owe any of it to all the people who live around them in the largest area of social housing in the UK - even though their particular profit machine will clearly increase demand for housing in the area, thus putting up social housing rents, which, along with the benefits cap will all help in the purging of poor people from Southwark.

Whether or not you find the building ugly, you surely can't help seeing the politics of it as ugly.
 
Wouldn't make a blind bit of difference if it was owned by British investors though. It would still be a few people benefitting, they would still smuggle the money out the country so they didn't have to pay tax. They would still believe it was their money and they didn't owe any of it to all the people who live around them in the largest area of social housing in the UK - even though their particular profit machine will clearly increase demand for housing in the area, thus putting up social housing rents, which, along with the benefits cap will all help in the purging of poor people from Southwark.

Whether or not you find the building ugly, you surely can't help seeing the politics of it as ugly.
Who are these people smuggling money out of the country?
 
I'm not saying that the people working there will be screwing us - though I'm sure that is also true - I am saying the building itself, as any large-scale profit-making enterprise at the moment, is a mechanism for screwing us, and not something that will contribute to the economy you and I function in. The money will simply flow around the global economy, free as a vulture.

I just find it weird to watch people on this thread admire it when really it is a very big, very pointy cock destined for all our arses :D And it's true there are any number of big pointy cocks fucking us at the moment, in the form of the corporate takeover of the state, and the freeing of money from all obligations to nations and citizens, but this one really makes no effort to disguise itself. Zero marks out of ten for stealth skills :p
 
I'm not saying that the people working there will be screwing us - though I'm sure that is also true - I am saying the building itself, as any large-scale profit-making enterprise at the moment, is a mechanism for screwing us, and not something that will contribute to the economy you and I function in. The money will simply flow around the global economy, free as a vulture.

I just find it weird to watch people on this thread admire it when really it is a very big, very pointy cock destined for all our arses :D And it's true there are any number of big pointy cocks fucking us at the moment, in the form of the corporate takeover of the state, and the freeing of money from all obligations to nations and citizens, but this one really makes no effort to disguise itself. Zero marks out of ten for stealth skills :p

I'd rather be fucked by this than the Gherkin. Too much girth in the middle :(
 
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