Horses on the rampage in Central London.

[Elpenor]

PC gone mad.

Lightweights.

Nigel will sort out this wokeism

 

[Epona]

London horses continue to fight back.

Anyone should have been able to see that the horse was clearly in distress and given it some space (the longer videos of the incident show the horse for some time being approached and petted by people putting its ears back and looking a bit twitchy and upset and it lunged at a few people before landing a hit on someone).
Idiots will be idiots.
Not sure why horses are still being put in this sort of situation in this day and age mind you, I mean as someone who loves horses and used to ride I am not averse to a partnership between human and equine, but putting them in stressful situations for essentially reasons of tourism, photo opportunities, and god knows what ceremonial bollocks it all is supposed to represent, seems to me to be deeply wrong.

Vive la revolution de cheval, and I bow to our soon to be new equine overlords.

 

[spitfire]

Nigel will sort out this wokeism

Swap horses for tanks and hopefully he will replace machine guns with muskets! Brown Bess FTW.

Was good enough for Your Boys in Crimea, why not nowadays!

 

[Elpenor]

Money saving tip for whoever is defence secretary - replace the real horse with a model horse (and soldier). Less volatile for photographs.

kebabking can put the spare cash towards his mess bill

 

[Spymaster]

Got another one.

Tourist collapses after King’s Guard horse bites her during photo attempt

A King’s Guard horse bit a tourist who then collapsed to the floor with a visible injury on her arm, footage posted to YouTube on Sunday, 21 July shows. A video taken by Buska in the Park shows a woman approaching the soldier outside the Household Cavalry Museum in London to pose for a...

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Pickman's model]

kebabking can put the spare cash towards his mess bill

Presented by his cleaner no doubt

 

[kebabking]

I think collapsed is taking it a bit far - but anyway, wearing a baseball cap, so it's richly deserved...

 

[Pickman's model]

Swap horses for tanks and hopefully he will replace machine guns with muskets! Brown Bess FTW.

Was good enough for Your Boys in Crimea, why not nowadays!

No brown besses were used in crimea

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Swap horses for tanks and hopefully he will replace machine guns with muskets! Brown Bess FTW.

Can't they swap the horses for hobby horses?

 

[JimW]

Got another one.

Tourist collapses after King’s Guard horse bites her during photo attempt

A King’s Guard horse bit a tourist who then collapsed to the floor with a visible injury on her arm, footage posted to YouTube on Sunday, 21 July shows. A video taken by Buska in the Park shows a woman approaching the soldier outside the Household Cavalry Museum in London to pose for a...

www.independent.co.uk

A moose once bit her sister.

 

[kebabking]

Presented by his cleaner no doubt

I'm not employing somebody when I have a brood of should-be-grateful-midgets hanging on my wallet - I mean every word...