The Masked Singer 2023

[Plumdaff]

Oh well I was wrong. As usual!

I didn't think so either. I assumed Shaznay was the only talent. 90s me was wrong!

 

[felixthecat]

Ooooooh I got one right!!!!

 

[Fuzzy]

who was fawn?

 

[Sapphireblue]

I'm not convinced either Appleton can sing as well as Fawn...

this was the main reason i also didn't think she was Fawn!

 

[Saffy]

Anyone watching?
Bubble Tea has got to be Emily Atack.

 

[felixthecat]

I reckon AirFryer is Alison Hammond. I've nothing to back that up btw...

 

[Saffy]

Could Eiffel Tower really be someone from SATC? Sarah Jessica Parker is coming to the West end with Matthew Broderick this year I think.

 

[Cloo]

Had forgotten to check when this was starting! Robin's out tonight so we'll have to wait until tomorrow evening anyway.

 

[D'wards]

Anyone watching?
Bubble Tea has got to be Emily Atack.

I think they've made it too obvious so can't really be her

 

[Saffy]

Is it wrong to fancy piranha?

 

[felixthecat]

Is it wrong to fancy piranha?

No because I reckon it's Danny from McFly. And he's pretty hot

 

[felixthecat]

The rest of them I'm drawing a big blank on

 

[felixthecat]

Oooh...chicken caesar might be Alexander armstrong? Bubble tea deffo NOT Emily Atack

 

[felixthecat]

Oooh...chicken caesar might be Alexander armstrong? Bubble tea deffo NOT Emily Atack

Boom - get in felix!

 

[Saffy]

Boom - get in felix!

Well done!

 

[felixthecat]

Well bloody hell. Shirley Ballas wasn't anywhere on my list!

 

[felixthecat]

Am I the only one watching this dreadful but addictive progamme now?
Got Lorraine Kelly
Rest of my guesses are as follows:
Eiffel Tower ?Tiffany
Bigfoot - Alex Brooker
Air Fryer - Keala Settle
Dippy Egg - Kenny Logan?
Piranha - Danny Jones
Maypole - Melody from pussycat dolls
Cricket - Lamar

 

[Saffy]

Big foot is deffo Alex Brooker. He sings exactly like he sounds.
Eiffel tower is really puzzling me.
Cricket is Lemar for sure.
Air fryer had me really puzzling. Such an amazing voice.

I got Lorraine right too!

 

[felixthecat]

Oh I am on a roll!

 

[Glitter]

Fuck me, I did NOT know this thread was revived.

Al is on with Eiffel Tower being Tiffany. I don’t think Tiffany can sing like that.

 

[Glitter]

What is the judging criteria? Does anyone have a clue?

Because I get that Dionne Warwick went out because everyone knew who she was the second she opened her mouth. But then they can’t talk about keeping in the best singers when she literally got knocked out by a rat singing the Vengaboys.

But everyone knows who cricket and piranha are and have for weeks.

 

[tommers]

What is the judging criteria? Does anyone have a clue?

Because I get that Dionne Warwick went out because everyone knew who she was the second she opened her mouth. But then they can’t talk about keeping in the best singers when she literally got knocked out by a rat singing the Vengaboys.

But everyone knows who cricket and piranha are and have for weeks.

Dionne Warwick went first week cos she's 85 or something and it was clearly the arrangement.

 

[Saffy]

Oh I am on a roll!

And again!

 

[tommers]

The clues on this are brilliant.

"well, I've been talking about football for the past eight weeks cos I once went to a pub and they had the football on!"

 

[tommers]

Just happens to have the music ready for it. Weird.

 

[Saffy]

I loved this song when it came out!

 

[Glitter]

Dionne Warwick went first week cos she's 85 or something and it was clearly the arrangement.

If I was Dionne Warwick, 85 or not, I’d expect to win a singing competition.

 

[AverageJoe]

If I was Dionne Warwick, 85 or not, I’d expect to win a singing competition.

Id expect to pick up a hundred grand just to be the first person out and generate massive interest in the TV programme and then fuck off home after a weeks work.

That's how divas work.

 

[Glitter]

Maybe I don’t think like a diva (my husband would disagree) but, like fuck would I have wanted to be knocked out like that if I was her.

Also, how dirty have the music industry done Tiffany? I fucking loved her, she was the first album I ever bought, but I had NO IDEA she could sing like that.

 

[Sapphireblue]

there was a tv show ages ago ( 00s?) that was a talent comp for one hit wonders. Tiffany and Chesney Hawkes were both amazing. Can't even remember who else was in it so they were not so good.