The man with the 10 stone testicles

[pogofish]

:appropriate smiley:

I'm glad I didn't watch this. I just wondered how he had gone around with 10 stone stones. how did he move about. How did he do anything.

He moved around like anyone with a great ball of flesh attached to his crotch might - With extreme lumbering, short stepped difficulty!

Couldn't wear trousers, so on the few occasions he went out, he put his legs down the sleeves of a hoodie and zipped it up over the growth. Going to the toilet was a two stage procedure which involved heaving the growth over the pot and sort of letting it trickle-out the small hole where it had covered/swallowed his penis. Having a shite involved a reversal and the use of a second container.

 

[Reno]

youve got a great imagination Reno

I'm your go-to man for all things film and penises.

 

[pogofish]

So I missed this. The main thing I was interested to find out was how they got that big to begin with. And did it hurt. Because it had to hurt, right?

It seems he was initially treated for it being an infection, which failed but when he tried to get further treatment, he ran-up against the dreaded US Public Healthcare rules. Which only allowed payment for medical treatment within his home state - and nobody in Nevada was particualrly experienced in this kind of condition. Earlier-on, one Nevada surgeon had said it was untreatable and only offered to lop the whole lot-off, castrating him and leaving him with lifelong urological problems. Then his attempts to raise funds online/via the media fell victim to trolls, accusing him of attention-seeking etc, which stifled his only other hope.

It was only when a Californian Urological surgeon/institute agreed to take him on pro-bono (or boner?) that he was able to get anywhere - IIRC by the time they did, his balls were growing by around three pounds a month and his health (physical and mental by the look of it) was becoming seriously endangered.

 

[ViolentPanda]

don't act fake and dumb. you're not fooling or impressing anyone. you know the joke about black men being big down below....

I'll - say - this - slowly, so - that - you - have - a - better - chance - of - understanding. It's - not - a - "joke", it's - a - stereotype, you - arrant - fuckwit.

 

[Bakunin]

Suck on my big chocolate salty balls?