Its not this lot,is it:
Let the seaside come to you during the Thames Festival at the South Bank beach, when the banks of The Thames are transformed by beach huts and a pop up cafe.
Thames beach
Brought to you by the Southbank Centre as part of its Festival of Britain 60th anniversary celebrations, the South Bank beach aims to bring all the sunshine and fun of the seaside to the centre of London. With artistic beach huts and the chance to catch a few rays of sunshine over your weekend, the beach is bound to be popular with all ages during the spring and summer.
Seaside thrills
The area outside the Southbank Centre along Queen's Walk is being transformed for the South Bank beach, where you can gaze at the 14 artist commissioned beach huts along the 70 metres of urban seaside. Head to the banks of the River Thames for a mini holiday by the seaside as part of the Southbank Centre's nostalgic celebration of Britishness.
If there's any kind of "official" arty nonsense going on right in front THE BEACH, I could imagine that the first few to ignore it all by turning up with generator, decks and bunch of clubbing casualties might be...... i dunno .... more frowned on, artistically, maybe? Or it might go the other way, and your party heads are seen as part of YBAWs (Young British Arty W***kers) and no-one dares tell them to stop. Offer someone like Tracey Emin enough booze that she starts swearing about margate and what a slag she used to be, etc, and she could be said to be on your side........
Giles..
Let the seaside come to you during the Thames Festival at the South Bank beach, when the banks of The Thames are transformed by beach huts and a pop up cafe.
Thames beach
Brought to you by the Southbank Centre as part of its Festival of Britain 60th anniversary celebrations, the South Bank beach aims to bring all the sunshine and fun of the seaside to the centre of London. With artistic beach huts and the chance to catch a few rays of sunshine over your weekend, the beach is bound to be popular with all ages during the spring and summer.
Seaside thrills
The area outside the Southbank Centre along Queen's Walk is being transformed for the South Bank beach, where you can gaze at the 14 artist commissioned beach huts along the 70 metres of urban seaside. Head to the banks of the River Thames for a mini holiday by the seaside as part of the Southbank Centre's nostalgic celebration of Britishness.
If there's any kind of "official" arty nonsense going on right in front THE BEACH, I could imagine that the first few to ignore it all by turning up with generator, decks and bunch of clubbing casualties might be...... i dunno .... more frowned on, artistically, maybe? Or it might go the other way, and your party heads are seen as part of YBAWs (Young British Arty W***kers) and no-one dares tell them to stop. Offer someone like Tracey Emin enough booze that she starts swearing about margate and what a slag she used to be, etc, and she could be said to be on your side........
Giles..