Suspected Lioness on the loose in Berlin

[danski]

With residents in the vicinity staying in, we must think of the poor delivery people. Deliveroo et al must be doing a roaring trade.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

In Berlin?

Surely it'll be dining on currywurst

If it’s lucky.

 

[SpookyFrank]

To the tune of London's Burning by the Clash:

Lion's roaming through Berlin now
Lion's roaming, scream nein! nein! nein! nein! nein!

 

[Orang Utan]

I think this may be an idiosyncratic idenfication.

I was very tired. It was in the corner of my eye. It was yellow. Its fronds looked like a mane.

 

[bcuster]

it's a shame, the police will probably kill it...

 

[WouldBe]

Gives you paws for though.

 

[SpookyFrank]

This would never have happened if they'd only put up a great big fuck off wall.

 

[hitmouse]

 

[Smangus]

Reminds me of the great Sydenham big cat sightings of yore.

Fear stalks the streets of Sydenham

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Reminds me of the great Sydenham big cat sightings of yore.

the alleged sighting being on mayow road and catling close meant it might not have been taken as seriously as it might have been...

 

[trabuquera]

Police chasing suspected big cat thru Berlin?
Stop lion.

 

[locomotive]

I hope they a-panther-hend the suspect.

 

[petee]

I hope they a-panther-hend the suspect.

I'm sure they'll cat-ch it.

 

[spitfire]

Killing Spree incoming

Come on people! This deserves more likes!

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

never happened in Essex before

 

[moochedit]

No doubt 'barleymow helped it escape

Um...they can't swim can they?

 

[Yossarian]

Lioness now believed to be a boar, or possibly a boaress

Berlin 'lioness': Wild animal probably a boar, authorities say

Authorities call off a search for a suspected big cat spotted near the German capital.

www.bbc.com

 

[skyscraper101]

BOaRING

 

[andysays]

Lioness now believed to be a boar, or possibly a boaress

Berlin 'lioness': Wild animal probably a boar, authorities say

Authorities call off a search for a suspected big cat spotted near the German capital.

www.bbc.com

Someone must have reported hearing a boar, but was misheard as roar...

 

[skyscraper101]

Maybe it was just some German saying 'Ja'

 

[WouldBe]

They made a right pigs ear of that.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Only a matter of time now before the beast is apprehended.

Yes, it's the schweinal countdown.

 

[existentialist]

I think 'suspected lioness' might be my next business card.

I'd just come to the thread to wonder what the lioness was suspected of, or whether she was in fact a lioness at all.

 

[krtek a houby]

Ich bin ein Boarliner

 

[hitmouse]

Excellent headline here: