Suspected Lioness on the loose in Berlin

[Bingoman]

Couldn't find a thread on it ?

Police and and animal welfare officers in Berlin are hunting a Lioness which appears to be on the loose in the German Capital?

Circuses and zoos in the area have said no animals have escaped?

'Lioness' still on the loose in Berlin - as school children told to stay inside

Video appears to show a big cat in the undergrowth and witnesses reportedly saw it chasing down a wild boar. It's believed the animal could be sleeping in a local forest.

news.sky.com

 

[DotCommunist]

I thought the germans had pride in their efficiency, yet the beast still still roams. Hopefully the situation remanes calm.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

They’ll be an uproar otherwise!

 

[JimW]

You can't leave that lion there!

 

[WouldBe]

Shouldn't she be in Australia?

 

[Poot]

I've taken it to the zoo, now I'm taking it to the park, etc.

 

[Elpenor]

Probably wanted to attend Pride

 

[May Kasahara]

I think 'suspected lioness' might be my next business card.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Probably wanted to attend Pride

But only if it was feline like it.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Reckon Puddy_Tat is on holiday and is in fancy dress.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Reckon Puddy_Tat is on holiday and is in fancy dress.

hmm

 

[maomao]

As long as everyone stays safe. That's the mane thing.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

hmm

Is 'hmm' the same as a very quiet roar?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Puddy_Tat, seen in Berlin earlier today

 

[Yossarian]

Puddy_Tat, seen in Berlin earlier today

That ain't no lioness

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That ain't no lioness

Cats all look the same really.

 

[petee]

a helpful graphic

 

[JimW]

Everyone knows Lyonesse is off the coast of Cornwall, it won't have drifted over to Berlin.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

That ain't no lioness

Furrist.

 

[krtek a houby]

Ich bin ein Berlioner

 

[Sue]

According to my Berlin-based colleagues, the police have advised locals to stay indoors and take their pets indoors too.

 

[Fez909]

Killing Spree incoming

 

[Indeliblelink]

It could be a plastic bag...

https://www.itv.com/news/2022-05-06/armed-police-called-after-bag-mistaken-for-stray-lion-in-kenya

or a cuddly toy..

Escaped tiger alert turns out to be soft toy

Terrified neighbours raised the alarm after spotting the giant cat resting in the garden of a home.

www.bbc.co.uk

or a dressing gown

Woman spots 'escaped leopard' in road - can YOU tell what it is?

A woman has revealed the hilarious moment she mistook an animal print dressing gown on the road for a dead leopard. Jayne Dudbridge, 61, was having a chat with a friend in Wakefield, West Yorkshire…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[WouldBe]

Puddy_Tat, seen in Berlin earlier today

Puddy_Tat would have more pride in their appearance.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Cats all look the same really.

#everydayspeciesism

 

[Sasaferrato]

A lioness could live well off Grune pigs.

 

[Orang Utan]

I once mistook a shrub for a lion. Have they checked it isn’t a shrub?

 

[tonysingh]

A lioness could live well off Grune pigs.

In Berlin?

Surely it'll be dining on currywurst

 

[ouirdeaux]

I once mistook a shrub for a lion. Have they checked it isn’t a shrub?

I think this may be an idiosyncratic idenfication.

 

[Indeliblelink]

I once mistook a shrub for a lion. Have they checked it isn’t a shrub?

easily done