Sticky: On This Forum You Must Have These Opinions.

[Brainaddict]

Anyway, very impiortant genres that are missing off either list:

Speedcore
Sexcore
Doomcore
Mega-doomcore
Ultracore
Ultratone
Spanish Techno/Makina
Scouse House/Bounce/Wigan Peer
Speed Garage
Bassline House/4.4
2 Step Garage
Neurofunk
Darkside Jungle
Tech-Step
Jump Up
Choppage
Ravecore
Rave Breaks
Hardstyle
Jumpstyle
Frenchcore
South Frenchcore
North Frenchcore
East Frenchcore
West Frenchcore
Schranz

Can we have a third list for genres that are so miniscule that they don't warrant a mention on the other two lists please?

 

[sam/phallocrat]

Possibly, but we might need a fourth or fifth list then.

 

[selamlar]

Can we have 'anything ending in -core' on the may not like list please?

Seconded. Some of it is, however, acceptable, until the moment you classify it as [insert ridiculous subgenre here]core.

Thirded.

 

[Crispy]

corecore
coreblimeycore

 

[bluestreak]

i want the Rubettes* in the good list, along with other examples of early 70's pop ephemera, like Alvin Stardust** and Mud** and Sweet** and that.

*List 1.
**List 2.

 

[sam/phallocrat]

corecore

corecore? that's well 2006

 

[twistedAM]

I note with pleasure that since ianw had me removed for code violation that this thread has descended into uncertainty and bickering.

He hasn't been seen since he called anyone who doesn't like the Beatles an idiot. I reckon he's out of action with an ear infection.
Welcome back.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

What about applecore?

 

[cliche guevara]

What about intel dual core?


For the record, The Beatles are hugely overated, boyband shit.

 

[Gromit]

The complete musical works of Bill Bailey. List 1**

 

[lights.out.london]

Following an unfortunate misunderstanding on another thread I figured we'd need to provide any newcomers to the forum a handy guide to their opinions In the spirit of so-called Web 2.0 I will allow any posters with more than 2000 posts the chance to put forward a case for anyone to be added or removed from the list. I hope that this makes it all clear.


You may like:
Post-rock.
Dubstep (although you may not express an opinion if you did not visit a dubstep night prior to March 2005).
Any conscious or political black american hip-hoppers or working class London hip-hoppers.
Indie music that uses orchestral or toy instruments.
Gospel blues or reggae prior to 1975
Protest music of the UK up to BUT NOT INCLUDING OR AFTER The Levellers.
Girls Aloud (MUST NOT BE LIKED IN AN IRONIC MANNER)
Breakcore, acid techno, drum n bass (but only when they were good. Protip: none of these are ever currently good.)
Any band that made it into the John Peel festive 50 after 1976.
Crass (but please check regarding "Crass bands" or post-Crass work by members.
System Of A Down
Folk music. And American alt.folk. And ska. And punk. And loads of things not on that list*.
Anything that ends in -billy.
Queen

You may not like:
U2
The Beatles
Any modern indie rock as featured on the cover of the NME.
Any modern indie rock that in any way sounds like any indie rock movement we've already heard.
U2
Any musical artist who went to public school.
Any musical artist who claims to be working class.
British Pop music with four exceptions. If you don't know who they are make an educated guess. You will know if you are wrong.
Anything that gets heavy rotation on MTV or Radio 1 or commercial radio.
MTV; Radio 1; Commercial radio.
U2
Power ballads.
Nickelback. Or any band that vaguely look or sound like Nickelback. or any band that Nickelback claim to sound like, respect, have listened to, played on the same stage as, appeared on the same festival line up as, or are in the record collections of anyone who also owns a Nickelback record.
Queen
Happy Hardcore
Anything Kained & Able likes (even if that contradicts the first list)

I hope that this clears things up


*Note: check that editor likes before expressing opinion.

I'm sure this is tongue-in-cheek. Otherwise: bolloxology.

 

[cliche guevara]

The complete musical works of Bill Bailey. List 1**

WIN.

 

[twistedAM]

For the record, The Beatles are hugely overated, boyband shit.

Maybe we should have a poll of:
The Beatles
Boyzone
Westlife
Take That

and the winner gets into List 3

Monkees List 1 though

 

[cliche guevara]

Maybe we should have a poll of:
The Beatles
Boyzone
Westlife
Take That

and the winner gets into List 3

Monkees List 1 though

Yeah Monkees definately list 1, and The Beach Boys too. I'm almost allowed an opinion. For the record, once I hit 2000 posts, are my previous posts then validated, or do they remain the dribbling ranting of a clueless n00b?

 

[twistedAM]

Yeah Monkees definately list 1, and The Beach Boys too. I'm almost allowed an opinion. For the record, once I hit 2000 posts, are my previous posts then validated, or do they remain the dribbling ranting of a clueless n00b?

Yes, especially the Beatles one

 

[boohoo]

You may like:

Protest music of the UK up to BUT NOT INCLUDING OR AFTER The Levellers.

I'm listening to the Levellers....



*leaves forum*

 

[Looby]

I'm listening to the Levellers....



*leaves forum*

It's sad but sometimes we have to make a choice and compromise for the greater good.

 

[William of Walworth]

Peace through monothought.
.

Stalinist!!!1!1! Peelist, even

 

[William of Walworth]

I'm listening to the Levellers....



*leaves forum*

No proper music collection is complete or proper or valid without containing elements of the Stalino-Bluestreak-Axis defined dictatorialiat of List Two!!!

The Levellers are

So List Two can Fuck Off!!!!

Well it is mostly full of shite, so I suppose there's some fairness in that ...

 

[Dhimmi]

It's sad but sometimes we have to make a choice and compromise for the greater good.

The greater good!

 

[lights.out.london]

Stalinist!!!1!1! Peelist, even

That's pretty funny. "Peel-ist".

 

[girasol]

I'm not reading the whole thread, as life is too short, but where's samba, salsa and not to mention 'world music' in general (I hate that terminology )?

and how could we forget the peruvian pan pipes? heh?

 

[ViolentPanda]

Might be for the best, judging by how upset you get over a fucking dartboard

The dartboard fucked?

Mind you, I suppose it did have a picture of a cunt on it....


gets coat

 

[ViolentPanda]

You need to add to the allowed to like list - proper industrial (TG, Coil, NWW etc) and to the not allowed to like list - crap industrial (NIN and cybergoth bands).

Which leaves Ministry falling (as usual) falling between two stools. Luckily Al is reputed to be a bit of a coprophile.

 

[kained&able]

I would just like to point out that i like system of a down.


dave

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I would just like to point out that i like system of a down.


dave

Yes but the rules is clear I'm afraid matey....

You may like:
...System Of A Down....

You may not like:
....Anything Kained & Able likes (even if that contradicts the first list)....

I hope that this clears things up.

 

[kained&able]

Yeah, so system of a down aren't acceptable on this forum. All i was saying as well.


dave

 

[stavros]

As long as we're still allowed to like Phil Collins then I'm happy.

 

[sojourner]

As long as we're still allowed to like Phil Collins then I'm happy.

 

[Looby]

As long as we're still allowed to like Phil Collins then I'm happy.

Absofuckinglutely not. No way.