8ball
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Actually I think those people have probably been dead for a long time.
Star signs have changed...
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Actually I think those people have probably been dead for a long time.
discokermit
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again, thinking you're clever. its exactly the same people.
8ball
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hash tag
Reaching out
Very fishy
ginger_syn
Her Insanity laughs under pressure...👾
Wow how bad are the gemini,
8ball
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Ask a Scorpio. They're good with numbers and stuff.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Except that half of them are now Libras, who are only any good at macrame and putting alphabet spaghetti in alphabetical order.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
it's always interested me to see the same arguments about astrology being had now as they were having the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, as a glance at keith thomas' 'religion and the decline of magic' will show.
StoneRoad
heckling from the back!
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
and also well on the right
Clair De Lune
Apocalypse cocktails
discokermit
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he was a cunt whatever way you dress it up.
discokermit
Well-Known Member
too clever for the stupid tests.
Clair De Lune
Apocalypse cocktails
Where I stand on this is...ahhh its bollocks though init...wait, I'm Virgo now?! Oh fuck off am I!
ginger_syn
Her Insanity laughs under pressure...👾
Proof it is all rubbish as I am pants with numbers
co-op
But....but cLoWnFiSh....
You're all wrong about what "your sign" is anyway because proper astrologers* would see "your sign", (i.e the astral body associated with your personal essence) as being your moon sign not your sun sign. Sun signs are the popular short cut used by the newspapers because in a culture that uses a solar calendar (like ours) it's the only sign that most people will know. This all came about because the Daily Express published a horoscope for Princess Margaret when she was born and they got the largest postbag ever from readers demanding to know how they could get theirs done. In a scene probably a bit like something out of Scoop, the astrologer they had used tried to explain about Moon signs, difficulty of calculating them etc and got told to come up with something - hence Sun Signs, quickly copied by every other newspaper.
Nowadays calculating your moon sign is pretty easy using computers.
I know this shit because in the late 90s I was employed to write the blurb for a computer programme that let you see the position of all the planets/heavenly-whatsits at the time of your birth and read what classic astrology had to say about this. I wrote that bit. Took a year, because there are a feck of a lot of entries once you include Houses etc, also they wanted a relationship compatibility chart too. I knew precisely sweet fa about astrology so I had to read up on it as I went, but they had tried to hire trendy hippy astrologer Jonathan Cainer to do it but he started mentioning fees in excess of £1m (he was on £700,000 a year from the Mail at the time) and the company decided a complete know-nothing like me was quite an attractive option at £20,000. Never got any royalties though, they went bust literally months after the project was finished. Still got a copy of the disc though, if anyone wants a sneak preview of the future.
*competing theories do exist.
Nowadays calculating your moon sign is pretty easy using computers.
I know this shit because in the late 90s I was employed to write the blurb for a computer programme that let you see the position of all the planets/heavenly-whatsits at the time of your birth and read what classic astrology had to say about this. I wrote that bit. Took a year, because there are a feck of a lot of entries once you include Houses etc, also they wanted a relationship compatibility chart too. I knew precisely sweet fa about astrology so I had to read up on it as I went, but they had tried to hire trendy hippy astrologer Jonathan Cainer to do it but he started mentioning fees in excess of £1m (he was on £700,000 a year from the Mail at the time) and the company decided a complete know-nothing like me was quite an attractive option at £20,000. Never got any royalties though, they went bust literally months after the project was finished. Still got a copy of the disc though, if anyone wants a sneak preview of the future.
*competing theories do exist.
8ball
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Proof it is all rubbish as I am pants with numbers
As a group they get better GCSE maths results than the Gemini's.
Every single year.
8ball
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Wiser folk than me would spot this and know to stop reading.
Kevbad the Bad
Amiable Bowel Syndrome
That might be quite a long glance. It’s quite a big book.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
It has an index as you'll find either by looking at the table of contents or reading it all through
kittyP
Pluviophile
Yeah I would assume it was a highly patronising "Oh it's nonsense but women love that shit" too
8ball
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Yeah I would assume it was a highly patronising "Oh it's nonsense but women love that shit" too
Could say similar about football and apply it to men tbf.
wtfftw
melting like a toastie
Well. I've just looked up my moon sign and it nothing like my star sign so now all bases are covered. Even more so if my star sign has changed.
I liked this bit
"All right, you might say, but if our Moon Sign is so important, why do only a few of us know their Moon Sign?"
www.lunarium.co.uk
I liked this bit
"All right, you might say, but if our Moon Sign is so important, why do only a few of us know their Moon Sign?"
Moon Sign Calculator: Discover Your Moon Sign | Lunarium
Find out what is your Moon Sign with this free online Moon Sign Calculator. Discover the difference between your Moon Sign and Sun Sign.
www.lunarium.co.uk
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
No, it's all true, there are only 12 types of people in the world, and 650 million of them are going to reconnect with an old flame this week.Almost as if it’s a load of made up bollocks, isn’t it?
kittyP
Pluviophile
Huh?
For starters football is a real thing.
Also, I don't think straight/bi/pan women purposely go around discussing football with men they fancy when they have no interest in it do they?
Maybe asking "do you like football?" as a conversation point but that's not the same as asking what star sign someone is IMHO.
"Do you believe is Astrology?" would be more comparable
8ball
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Astrology is real thing too.
Also, I don't think straight/bi/pan women purposely go around discussing football with men they fancy when they have no interest in it do they?
I reckon it happens more than you might think.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
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