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Southbank skateboard park - proposed re-location

I bet the southbank centre junta are kicking themselves for not deploying the Boris-kiss-of-death earlier.
 
I need to deploy the suspicious emoticon here :hmm: what is he up to?

Just what I was thinking, it's smacked of a fait accompli all along. Politicians don't normally attach themselves to lost causes, especially wankers like Boris.
 
It's a bit of a no-brainer - the campaign has a much wider appeal than the southbank centre ever expected (even my dad signed the petition). Johnson can get a bit of good press for his support without having to actually do anything.
 
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The Southbank Centre is being incredibly flexible in accommodating the skaters. I've read through http://www.thefestivalwing.co.uk/explore/the-skateable-space/ -- the SB Centre is going to spend £1 million building a new skatepark 100 metres towards the London Eye and making it even bigger than it is now. Plus they're guaranteeing they'll continue to provide/maintain the skatepark.

Boris couldn't care less about the skaters, it's purely him seeing it as bringing in votes with no cost to himself.

The SB Centre have no obligation to provide a skate park, it is their land and their obligation is to provide art and performances. It's really Lambeth Council's obligation to be providing the skaters with a venue. If the SB centre was a commercial enterprise then the skatepark would have been kicked out years ago.

Of course the reason they're moving the skatepark is so they can have more shops/businesses where the skatepark is now - this is the only way they can bring in cash to pay for the galleries, exhibitions and performances in all the Southbank venues.

Personally, I'd much rather see the SBC having a greater income and being able to provide more art and performance for everyone. The restaurants and shops have made the area far more popular than it ever was in the past and more of them will be a good thing for the area. The skaters will still be able to skate and everyone'll be happier.
 
The Southbank Centre is being incredibly flexible in accommodating the skaters. I've read through http://www.thefestivalwing.co.uk/explore/the-skateable-space/ -- the SB Centre is going to spend £1 million building a new skatepark 100 metres towards the London Eye and making it even bigger than it is now. Plus they're guaranteeing they'll continue to provide/maintain the skatepark.

Boris couldn't care less about the skaters, it's purely him seeing it as bringing in votes with no cost to himself.

The SB Centre have no obligation to provide a skate park, it is their land and their obligation is to provide art and performances. It's really Lambeth Council's obligation to be providing the skaters with a venue. If the SB centre was a commercial enterprise then the skatepark would have been kicked out years ago.

Of course the reason they're moving the skatepark is so they can have more shops/businesses where the skatepark is now - this is the only way they can bring in cash to pay for the galleries, exhibitions and performances in all the Southbank venues.

Personally, I'd much rather see the SBC having a greater income and being able to provide more art and performance for everyone. The restaurants and shops have made the area far more popular than it ever was in the past and more of them will be a good thing for the area. The skaters will still be able to skate and everyone'll be happier.
i wonder who patrick works for..
 
Boris doesn't give a shit. He knows he won't and can't have any effect on the outcome. It just makes him look a bit 'down with the kids' to get the young london vote. He wants to look like he cares about keeping London the way it is, with two fingers up to any rampant capitalism, but of course he is just like all the other Tories, actually probably worse than most, and a lazy incompetent self serving buffoon to boot. When people have made real pleas to Boris to step in to stem big business projects that are obviously detrimental to local communities, he always backs big business, even in the face of massive local public protest.

He's on to a winner with this one, because he can't win (which means he wins). Plus as I understand it, it's private land so not really anything to do with him is it?
 
The Southbank Centre is being incredibly flexible in accommodating the skaters. I've read through http://www.thefestivalwing.co.uk/explore/the-skateable-space/ -- the SB Centre is going to spend £1 million building a new skatepark 100 metres towards the London Eye and making it even bigger than it is now. Plus they're guaranteeing they'll continue to provide/maintain the skatepark.

Boris couldn't care less about the skaters, it's purely him seeing it as bringing in votes with no cost to himself.

The SB Centre have no obligation to provide a skate park, it is their land and their obligation is to provide art and performances. It's really Lambeth Council's obligation to be providing the skaters with a venue. If the SB centre was a commercial enterprise then the skatepark would have been kicked out years ago.

Of course the reason they're moving the skatepark is so they can have more shops/businesses where the skatepark is now - this is the only way they can bring in cash to pay for the galleries, exhibitions and performances in all the Southbank venues.

Personally, I'd much rather see the SBC having a greater income and being able to provide more art and performance for everyone. The restaurants and shops have made the area far more popular than it ever was in the past and more of them will be a good thing for the area. The skaters will still be able to skate and everyone'll be happier.

Maybe they could use the extra money to get some security staff who aren't total cunts next time they do wonderland.

If the purpose of the Southbank Centre is to provide areas of creativity to the wider community and promote art and expression to the public, then desecrating the current skating area completely undermines their purpose as its the only bastion of true unadulterated expression (both skaters and graffiti) without the sole intent of profiteering in the entire Southbank Centre. Last time i went there it was to see Chris Cunningham, and that was about £40 a ticket, at a guess there's probably 1000 seats in that auditorium, and you can't convince me they aren't profiteering from that as I know damn well it doesn't cost them £40K to set up a couple of projectors and pay someone to stand on a stage and play his videos.
 
Boris doesn't give a shit. He knows he won't and can't have any effect on the outcome. It just makes him look a bit 'down with the kids' to get the young london vote. He wants to look like he cares about keeping London the way it is, with two fingers up to any rampant capitalism, but of course he is just like all the other Tories, actually probably worse than most, and a lazy incompetent self serving buffoon to boot. When people have made real pleas to Boris to step in to stem big business projects that are obviously detrimental to local communities, he always backs big business, even in the face of massive local public protest.

He's on to a winner with this one, because he can't win (which means he wins). Plus as I understand it, it's private land so not really anything to do with him is it?
Boris gets final say on the planning application so has a huge say. If he opposes the move then it won't happen.
 
Plus they're guaranteeing they'll continue to provide/maintain the skatepark.
That's not accurate is it Patrick0? The proposed new (poorly designed) 'skateable space' will in fact be a programmable arts space ‘for the provision of arts and cultural events and activities, including use for commercial purposes and artistic rentals, related to the Owner’s programme of events and income generation as a centre for the arts.’ -( See more at: http://www.llsb.com/#sthash.M9tqmxhC.dpuf)


The restaurants and shops have made the area far more popular than it ever was in the past and more of them will be a good thing for the area. The skaters will still be able to skate and everyone'll be happier.
Yeah, great. More people, more litter, more drinking, more eating, more cluttering up the walkway... Have you seen the state of the place early on a saturday or sunday morning? It's a shithole. Covered in rubbish, broken glass etc. Aside from the fact that lots of local people won't even be able to afford to make use of these new units, bringing EVEN MORE people down to eat drink and be merry means more litter, more noise and a less inviting/usuable space for locals.
 
But there's going to be all those rich cunts at Heygate down the road so they'll need to go to equally rich cunt places.

:(

Won't someone think of the rich cunts.
 
I've found the absence of reportage on the campaign, the community behind the campaign and the importance of the space to them and to the area, quite perplexing. I mean, of course I understand the weight of the Southbank Centre and the might of their influence in London's media and culture etc but nobody really paid attention to the people and the reasons behind the campaign and there a real story there about how. London's public spaces are being monetised and communities marginalised and how culture and art have become the convenient guises of capitalism
Sadly, my impressions were right and only really the tip of the iceberg
http://www.llsb.com/mainstream-media-misses-the-point/

I'm really glad they've been successful so far, I have to say that I appreciate what they've done and in all my personal interactions they've been such a nice bunch of people, not pushy, not expectant, not raging against oppression B&B just patiently and kindly asking for support and sticking to their point despite provocation from the SBC.
They've also taught my boy how to ollie and given him encouragement as well as lots of other kids when they've had skateboarding lessons.
 
That article is a bit shit as it was never about the skateboarders digging their heels in and refusing to move along the river but about preserving a bit of cultural history...

Still. It's good, good news :)
The campaign has been so impressive; it's been such a positive campaign (despite a fair but of provocation, harassment and intimidation from some parties) that so much positivity has come out of it with lots of creative collaborations and extensions of the friendship and community that has resided there for decades. All of it done voluntarily by young people and passionate people. If it had failed it really would have broken my heart because of how positive and binding it has been. I'm really pleased for them :)
 
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