Solar: The Gas Model Crumbles!

[WouldBe]

altho I think crumbling gas would be pretty cool...

You just need to cool it until it freezes then crumble away.

 

[kyser_soze]

AH, but if it were frozen it would be a solid, and no longer a gas.

 

[WouldBe]

AH, but if it were frozen it would be a solid, and no longer a gas.

Good point, I was thinking from a chemistry perspective. I don't supposes a zeppelin filled with solid hydrogen would be very bouyant.

 

[laptop]

Pah! Do you sheeple know nothing of physics? I guess not, since you subscribe to the ridiculous "Earth is warmer than the Moon" model, based on nothing more than models in the Arizona desert with the shadows falling the wrong way.

It's the gas model that's crumbling. That's because it's made entirely of matzos stuck together with gefilte fisch paste. And we all know who...

 

[kyser_soze]

@ font colour...

 

[spacemonkey]

I get the feeling that, deep down, even bigfish doesn't believe the sun is solid.

He just doesn't seem to be putting in the same effort into C&P'ing that he has in the global warming thread.

I think if we strapped him down to a lie detector and asked him -

"Bigfish, do you really believe the sun is a giant ball of Iron?" ...the machine would explode.

 

[goldenecitrone]

I love bigfish. Comedy genius!

 

[Fruitloop]

What are solar flares supposed to be?

 

[WouldBe]

What are solar flares supposed to be?

Trousers.

 

[Fruitloop]

Iron trousers.

I never iron my trousers

 

[Fruitloop]

Solar outburst rips tail off comet: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ50J9dlwtU&feature=dir

Look at that Fe fly!

 

[kyser_soze]

Worth bringing back for the lulz

 

[yield]

Worth bringing back for the lulz

Definitely. I love this thread. Made me cry first time I read it.

 

[Signal 11]

The "iron sun" idea was touted recently in a new book by climate change denier and formerly respected geologist Prof. Ian Plimer.

 

[kyser_soze]

Good to see an AGW row that looks almost identical to those on here going off in the comments section...

 

[laptop]

The "iron sun" idea was touted recently in a new book by climate change denier and formerly respected geologist Prof. Ian Plimer.

Ohh, ta!

* writes to professors for reprints *

 

[spacemonkey]

Is this thread 2 years old?

Time flies.

 

[IMR]

Huh more sheeple swallowing the 'hydrogen sun' lies spewed out by the Bolshevik Broadcasting Collective

 

[ferrelhadley]

Here's an interesting paper by nuclear chemist, Oliver Manuel, that might be of interest to you, entitled: THE SUN: AN ELECTRO-MAGNETIC PLASMA DIFFUSER THAT CONTROLS EARTH'S CLIMATE.

Oliver K Manuel has been showing up on the climate debate forums, his past indescretions have come to light.

As well as making a nuisance of himself as a climate change denier and so deranged the astrologer his good self wacky Watts banned him from wotthefuckamionabout.

But its not his taste in science that has come to light. Its his taste in who he fucks.













His kids.

Dr. Oliver Manuel arrested for multiple counts of rape and sodomy of his children

Now this says nothing about his science but, well, its a bit different.

Some of the other stories coming to light recently have been interesting (but nothing on this scale).

 

[laptop]

Top bump!

Shit cause ... and that clipping's from 2006, before bigfish started the most bonkers thread ever here.

 

[MikeMcc]

Oh my, Numbnuts is back pushing completely unsupported woo. As if we are even likely to care. Without the minor detail of evidence I am not going to worry one tiny, eensy, weensy, ickle bit...

 

[laptop]

Oh my, Numbnuts is back

Not on this thread... in fact not posted since 2008. Praise be.

 

[MikeMcc]

Not on this thread... in fact not posted since 2008. Praise be.

Ahh, sorry. I didn't realise!

 

[IMR]

There is a certain pathos between the bold confident thread title and how it actually turned out. I wonder if bigfish moved onto some other lost cause.

 

[kyser_soze]

I think he retreated back into the miasma of weirdy websites he arose from.

 

[IMR]

Another great thinker unrecognised in his own time

 

[spacemonkey]

This image processing technique creates a very detailed "snapshot" of the stronger, more obvious features of the iron calcium ferrite surface of the sun that lies below the photosphere.

 

[rover07]

That's that then. Unless it's hollow. In which case what keeps such a humongous spinning hollow sphere intact without collapsing under its own gravity?

That would be the Giant Spacemonkey.

 

[spacemonkey]

That would be the Giant Spacemonkey.

Word.

 

[ferrelhadley]

Iron Sun made it to Energy and Enviroment, the only reason this is now news is that the circus clowns at E&E are now suing real climate.

Mind you even RPJnr disses em.

"[E&E] has published a number of low-quality papers, and the editor's political agenda has clearly undermined the legitimacy of the outlet," Pielke says. "If I had a time machine I'd go back and submit our paper elsewhere."

Man after the Lumenous Aether bloke awarded Judy Curry the Climate scientist of the year last month I thought they could not sink any lower...... but by god the scpetics are trawling one stop short of astrology these days.