Silly app ideas that probably will never see the light of day.

[WouldBe]

We have an app on Amazon Alexa which when asked will tell me which bin to put out. Sadly I still physically have to put the bin out myself, it would be even better if the bin could be robotized to put itself out.

Mount it on a robot hoover.

 

[moochedit]

fuck knows - i don't need to pay attention to that shit as a big lorry comes and takes the lot once a week

Do you not have different coloured bins to put out on alternate weeks where you are?

 

[moochedit]

They probably just scrapped it.

That's enough bin puns Put a lid on it

 

[blairsh]

That's enough bin puns Put a lid on it

I respectfully refuse

 

[Orang Utan]

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Do you not have different coloured bins to put out on alternate weeks where you are?

No, we just empty ours into bigger bins.
If I did have that, I’d leave all the bins at the top of the driveway. Easy done.

 

[moochedit]

I respectfully refuse

It's not funny, it's just a waste of everyone's time

 

[Puddy_Tat]

If I did have that, I’d leave all the bins at the top of the driveway. Easy done.

but not everyone has a driveway, and some places you get stuck with a fixed penalty notice if you put bins / bags / whatever out the front on the wrong day or too early or whatever...

 

[blairsh]

It's not funny, it's just a waste of everyone's time

Can't help the one liners, sorry.

 

[krtek a houby]

App that alerts the community to returning banned posters.

 

[Orang Utan]

but not everyone has a driveway, and some places you get stuck with a fixed penalty notice if you put bins / bags / whatever out the front on the wrong day or too early or whatever...

Insanity

 

[Orang Utan]

App that alerts the community to returning banned posters.

We have you

 

[gosub]

fuck knows - i don't need to pay attention to that shit as a big lorry comes and takes the lot once a week

Get recycling collected weekly general is now once every 3 weeks (just changed from 2 nobody best pleased)