Silly app ideas that probably will never see the light of day.

[burtabraham]

So I have the idea of a Twitter style social platform in which each ‘tweet’ consists of two input boxes. One to make a claim or state an opinion, and the other to state your justification for that position.

A.I. would then analyse the text to rank it for logical consistency and give it a score. Other posters can then mark the post as either ‘convincing’ or ‘unconvincing’.

Might be a way of improving the quality of discussions. Of course, it will probably never see the light of day, but I quite like the idea.

So what do you think? Have you ever had a brainfart of an idea like this?

 

[Mumbles274]

When's my bin day app

 

[nottsgirl]

Lightbulb delivery service.

 

[Orang Utan]

When's my bin day app

already a thing - we have two ffs!

 

[moochedit]

When's my bin day app

Coventry used to have a bin day app called "your rubbish" but it stopped working about 2 years ago. Guess not enough people were using it. They replaced it with a weekly email reminder.

 

[Mumbles274]

Coventry used to have a bin day app called "your rubbish" but it stopped working about 2 years ago.

That's rubbish

 

[blairsh]

When's my bin day app

What bin is it today app. I just put out the bin the neighbours put out.

 

[blairsh]

Coventry used to have a bin day app called "your rubbish" but it stopped working about 2 years ago. Guess not enough people were using it. They replaced it with a weekly email reminder.

They probably just scrapped it.

 

[Mumbles274]

already a thing - we have two ffs!

2 bin days or 2 apps?

 

[Silas Loom]

Bluetooth (or other near-range wireless) domestic geolocation app which captures enough information about rooms in your house to identify all devices (including those belonging to loved ones) on an ultra-detailed floor plan with all furniture marked.

 

[Mumbles274]

What bin is it today app. I just put out the bin the neighbours put out.

Same, sometimes I put the wrong one out early and then change it later after everyone has followed suit

#staytoxic

 

[Orang Utan]

2 bin days or 2 apps?

2 apps!

 

[Yossarian]

The "I told you so" app that will post on social media on your behalf if events after your death prove that you were right all along

 

[Mumbles274]

2 apps!

Yeah, but how many bins?

 

[Orang Utan]

Yeah, but how many bins?

fuck knows - i don't need to pay attention to that shit as a big lorry comes and takes the lot once a week

 

[Mumbles274]

Enemy finder. Let's you locate that twat/bully/nightmare boss.. By trawling social media, but only shows all the awful things that have happened to them not the good, so you feel better about it

 

[Mumbles274]

fuck knows - i don't need to pay attention to that shit as a big lorry comes and takes the lot once a week

Oooo you lucky bastard

 

[Saul Goodman]

Breathalyser app, that won't let you send instant messages or post on social media if you're pissed.

 

[Orang Utan]

Oooo you lucky bastard

It’s a good job, otherwise i’d be one of those neighbours who just leaves their bin at the top of the driveway permanently to annoy the busybodies

 

[Mumbles274]

It’s a good job, otherwise i’d be one of those neighbours who just leaves their bin at the top of the driveway permanently to annoy the busybodies

And then you'd been on that next door app.. Who's leaving their bins out all week!!

 

[UnderOpenSky]

An AR racing game using real roads.

 

[SpookyFrank]

An app that tells you how to build improvised generators, water filtration systems, defence perimeters etc for when civilisation has collapsed on account of everyone outsourcing even their most basic executive functions to their fucking smartphones.

 

[marty21]

When's my bin day app

Absolutely ! They are changing our bin day from Friday to Wednesday, I thought the change was some time in May but wasn't sure when , he had to get on the information superhighway to find out it starts tomorrow!

 

[Mumbles274]

An app that tells you how to build improvised generators, water filtration systems, defence perimeters etc for when civilisation has collapsed on account of everyone outsourcing even their most basic executive functions to their fucking smartphones.

Not sure phones will be working at that point either. You're thinking of books

 

[UnderOpenSky]

I think the app that tells me what bins to put out is probably one of the best things I've downloaded for years.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Not sure phones will be working at that point either. You're thinking of books

I burned all the books to fuel my steam-powered phone charger.

 

[Orang Utan]

And then you'd been on that next door app.. Who's leaving their bins out all week!!

I dont give a fuck who leaves their bins out. Or rather I applaud whoever leaves their bins out. Bins can stay in the one place so nobody has to worry about bin day anymore

 

[WouldBe]

Absolutely ! They are changing our bin day from Friday to Wednesday, I thought the change was some time in May but wasn't sure when , he had to get on the information superhighway to find out it starts tomorrow!

We are in may.

 

[WouldBe]

When's my bin day app

We get a card thing with all the dates marked.

 

[MickiQ]

When's my bin day app

We have an app on Amazon Alexa which when asked will tell me which bin to put out. Sadly I still physically have to put the bin out myself, it would be even better if the bin could be robotized to put itself out.