Zapp Brannigan
Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro
Wheels Of Fortune
"They Said He'd Never Walk Again, Let Alone Kick Some Ass"
Chuck Norris plays an embittered, alcoholic former cop and martial arts expert, confined to a wheelchair after being shot in the back just one day before retirement. Until one fateful day, his son (played by real-life son Aaron Norris) is kidnapped by a Colombian drug cartel kingpin whilst campaigning against the drugs trade in the area, and taken to a secret jungle hideout.
Cue 10 minute training montage set to inspiring music as Chuck defies medical opinion to rise out of the chair and get sweaty with no shirt on.
Helicoptered into the jungle - 20 minutes of guerilla tactics to get close to the compound, followed by another good 1/2 hour of massive explosions and a shitload of automatic gunfire as Chuck predictably takes out hundreds of henchmen to rescue Aaron. Of course, it's a roundhouse kick to the solar plexus to take out the kingpin.
But there's a twist - as the helicopter takes off to fly them away, both Chuck and Aaron get shot in the legs... Cut to final scene, as Chuck and Aaron wheel themselves into the gym. If they want revenge (and they do), they've got training to do!!!
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Set up nicely for a sequel, assuming the box office takings from the first signify a demand. I'm confident.
"They Said He'd Never Walk Again, Let Alone Kick Some Ass"
Chuck Norris plays an embittered, alcoholic former cop and martial arts expert, confined to a wheelchair after being shot in the back just one day before retirement. Until one fateful day, his son (played by real-life son Aaron Norris) is kidnapped by a Colombian drug cartel kingpin whilst campaigning against the drugs trade in the area, and taken to a secret jungle hideout.
Cue 10 minute training montage set to inspiring music as Chuck defies medical opinion to rise out of the chair and get sweaty with no shirt on.
Helicoptered into the jungle - 20 minutes of guerilla tactics to get close to the compound, followed by another good 1/2 hour of massive explosions and a shitload of automatic gunfire as Chuck predictably takes out hundreds of henchmen to rescue Aaron. Of course, it's a roundhouse kick to the solar plexus to take out the kingpin.
But there's a twist - as the helicopter takes off to fly them away, both Chuck and Aaron get shot in the legs... Cut to final scene, as Chuck and Aaron wheel themselves into the gym. If they want revenge (and they do), they've got training to do!!!
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Set up nicely for a sequel, assuming the box office takings from the first signify a demand. I'm confident.