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Richard Branson is to blast off

Hope the cunt dies

He's only going 50 miles up, which according to Bezos isn't really Space at all; Bezos will be going 62 miles up, which according to Bezos really is Space. Considering how much space there really> I don't find either trip that impressive. They should club together with musk and bugger off to Alpha Centauri.

I just hope that the gremlin who bedevilled his cycling trips isn't on the loose again.









Who was masked man who sabotaged Sir Richard Branson's bike?
 
The one thing the Bearded Wonder is really good at is blowing his own trumpet so now he has beaten Evil Overlord by 9 days, I suspect we will see a lot of him over the next 2 or 3 weeks.
Apparently he has a waiting list of 600 people at quarter of a million a pop waiting for a ride.
 
Dear God,

I've been a decent bloke most of my life, and in the last few years have largely lived according to your boy's principles even though I don't actually believe in either of you.

I know I've taken your name in vain on numerous occasions so you might frown on these two things I ask of you today, especially as they're biggies. I guarantee they'd make a lot of people happy. Yes, I know they're bigger fans of yours in Italy but they've won this before, and four world cups, so can you let England win tonight please?

Also I'm not sure of the procedure or proper wording to ask you to smite someone but if that grinning ballbag Branson could explode just before he reaches what he defines as space that would be great. cough Bezos too cough

Thanks in advance, it's coming 'ome, Jesus is my homeboy, etc.

Catsbum
 
I suspect Blue Origin has 1 big selling point over Virgin Galactic and that the possibility of meeting the owner is a lot less.
Booking with Virgin Galactic probably involves a personal meet and greet with the Bearded Wonder.
Galactic is a very pretentious choice of name for something that will just about reach space though.
 
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