Return of the Drag: 2011
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A scolding email about a scolding email
I've just checked the kitchen and som forks have appeared
about 20 years ago I worked at a place where an old fellah used to have a tug under his desk (he was in the Post room - I have never worked in the Post Room) he would look at the lovely teenager girl who sat opposite him, and she would hear rhythmic banging underneath his desk -
the manager had to have a quiet word with him
but it was an enlightened place - as he wasn't sacked
I bet he went to see a female barber too and shuffled away under the cape
sleaterkinney
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BORED
You are in the right place my friend.
there can't be long left can there?
This is the slow hour and we are halfway through
In other news I went to the pet shop but they have not had any new fish delivered. Sadly it seems that the crabs were not a good seller either (((crabs)))
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
I bet he went to see a female barber too and shuffled away under the cape
surely we all do that
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
be strong - the weekend is almost here
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
This is the slow hour and we are halfway through
In other news I went to the pet shop but they have not had any new fish delivered. Sadly it seems that the crabs were not a good seller either (((crabs)))
haha
it's lovely outside work
This is the slow hour and we are halfway through
In other news I went to the pet shop but they have not had any new fish delivered. Sadly it seems that the crabs were not a good seller either (((crabs)))
what happened to them?
I rustle under the cape, shuffling is so crass
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
happy ending after the hair cut?
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Oh, I thought they might be
they will be if they don't bring the cash in
During and after.
She normally passes a tissue after removing the cape too, hence the generous tip.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
that's great service
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
that sounds like one of the events in Bukowski's book Ham on Ryeabout 20 years ago I worked at a place where an old fellah used to have a tug under his desk (he was in the Post room - I have never worked in the Post Room
the manager had to have a quiet word with him
but it was an enlightened place - as he wasn't sacked
MysteryGuest
beyond boring and interesting
I just stuck two fingers up at one of my assistants.
So she stuck two fingers up at me.
So I said “How rude!”
And she said “well you did it first”.
And I said “only because I knew you were going to stick two fingers up at me”.
This is how the days pass, in my office.
And if anybody posts that picture of Colin Hunt, they can collect 1,000,000 unoriginality points from MG plc.
So she stuck two fingers up at me.
So I said “How rude!”
And she said “well you did it first”.
And I said “only because I knew you were going to stick two fingers up at me”.
This is how the days pass, in my office.
And if anybody posts that picture of Colin Hunt, they can collect 1,000,000 unoriginality points from MG plc.
MysteryGuest
beyond boring and interesting
This is the slow hour and we are halfway through
In other news I went to the pet shop but they have not had any new fish delivered. Sadly it seems that the crabs were not a good seller either (((crabs)))
Oh what a funny coincidence - at 2.50 I was just saying to a colleague how slow it goes at 3pm on Friday. Well, tbf, it's a bit of a rubbish coincidence. It is true though.
Anyway, I've got 13 minutes to go to my 4 O'CLOCK CUP OF TEA, after which time it's pretty much the weekend.
What are you going to do with those crabs then badgers?
And if anybody posts that picture of Colin Hunt, they can collect 1,000,000 unoriginality points from MG plc.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
this one?I just stuck two fingers up at one of my assistants.
So she stuck two fingers up at me.
So I said “How rude!”
And she said “well you did it first”.
And I said “only because I knew you were going to stick two fingers up at me”.
This is how the days pass, in my office.
And if anybody posts that picture of Colin Hunt, they can collect 1,000,000 unoriginality points from MG plc.
*whistles*
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