Return of the Drag: 2011

[pengaleng]

I've already put down invisibility and a chainsaw arm under "personal qualities."

Good work

 

[pengaleng]

Fucks sake it's nearly march, I need to get my fucking porn game on

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Good work

Are you watching Kyle - do you think that girl will bite her Mum's face on TV!?

 

[marty21]

"I am the sole founder of Urban75"

secret backer

 

[marty21]

party girl at it again, keeping folk up all night -

 

[pengaleng]

Oh my days, when I've sorted out my shit I might try and get a slot on this morning talking about how I whore myself on the Internet for pennies. They had some scouse prozzie on there before who was on Kyle a couple months earlier and she was well rough, I'd get loadsa business and me mam don't watch this morning

 

[pengaleng]

Are you watching Kyle - do you think that girl will bite her Mum's face on TV!?

I haven't been arsed to get up yet, well I was up, but I went to lie down and post shit on my phone

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh my days, when I've sorted out my shit I might try and get a slot on this morning talking about how I whore myself on the Internet for pennies. They had some scouse prozzie on there before who was on Kyle a couple months earlier and she was well rough, I'd get loadsa business and me mam don't watch this morning

Kyle is well boring this morning, I don't want violent daughters I want love rats and DNA/lie detector tests

 

[Badgers]

Fucks sake it's nearly march

This year is flying isn't it?
I am sure we say this every year (and because we are getting old or something) but this one seems different.

 

[pengaleng]

Kyle is well boring this morning, I don't want violent daughters I want love rats and DNA/lie detector tests

I just wanna see disturbing people and fights

 

[pengaleng]

This year is flying isn't it?
I am sure we say this every year (and because we are getting old or something) but this one seems different.

WELL quick m8 !!! :O

 

[neonwilderness]

Cuntboss is in a right fettle this morning, it's hilarious

 

[Badgers]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-12478004

Not funny but still.....

A masked man stole cash and adult magazines during an armed raid at a Surrey shop.

 

[marty21]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-12478004

Not funny but still.....

it's like a wierd version of count down

Carol, I have 5 from the top row, and the rest from the till please

 

[pengaleng]

My fingers stink of fanny. I might have a nap now. If some jew rings my intercom (again) I'm gonna go sick.

 

[Badgers]

In other news I am hungry. The drawer contains suitable nourishment but there is a stranger in the office so better wait for him to leave before munching.

Nice baps today with ham, pastrami, cheese, cucumber and mustard

 

[machine cat]

I'm working my way through a pack of custard creams

 

[marty21]

lotto man still going on about his 'system' he's been talking about it for 3 days now (not 24/7)

 

[Badgers]

(not 24/7)

Part timer

 

[Pickman's model]

My fingers stink of fanny. I might have a nap now. If some jew rings my intercom (again) I'm gonna go sick.

do you get many jews ringing your intercom?

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[neonwilderness]

haha

 

[machine cat]

off to durham in an hour.

is the sun out up there neon?

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[neonwilderness]

off to durham in an hour.

is the sun out up there neon?

It is in Newcastle

 

[Pickman's model]

haha

 

[machine cat]

It is in Newcastle

I'll hazard a guess that it's the same down the road then.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[neonwilderness]

I'll hazard a guess that it's the same down the road then.

I'd have thought so. Will you be doing the Moaty tour while you're up here?