Return of the Drag: 2011

[marty21]

I was supposed to make Mr. QofG's a card (I normally like to make him one) but I was ill yesterday and couldn't.

So I got a card and he hasn't....yet

when I was about 16, I was in love with a girl at school, let's call her Sarah

I sent her a massive Valentine card, it was about 3 foot long, maybe 18 inches wide, cost me a fucking fortune, and i had to take the card in a big fucking pink envelope into the post office to post office to send it as it was too big for a post box. I sent it anonymously because she was bound to know it was from me

I rang her later, did I mention she was the daughter of a teacher at my school ?

one awkward conversation later


and then I had to see her at school, and then I had to see her going out with cool kids

 

[machine cat]

Grandma has just wished her mum and dad a happy valentine's day.

I keep thinking about the weirdness of this.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm just about to watch Kyle on plus1

There are some seriously fucking bitter people on fb today, from what valentines day really means, to it's all consumerist bullshit, I love those people blates fuck all better to do than whine cus one year they got dumped/were single/didn't get a card

Mr. QofG's dumped his last girlfriend before me on Valentine's Day

I spent years not getting anything on Valentine's Day either 'cos I was single or had rubbish boy friends who didn't believe in it so now I make the fucking most of it....well I get a card and have a slap up meal but that's fine by me!

 

[pengaleng]

Mr. QofG's dumped his last girlfriend before me on Valentine's Day

I spent years not getting anything on Valentine's Day either 'cos I was single or had rubbish boy friends who didn't believe in it so now I make the fucking most of it....well I get a card and have a slap up meal but that's fine by me!

I bet she's a right bitter slag now then

I just sent this to someone

If you weren't such a fucking loser I'd send you a valentines.*

 

[QueenOfGoths]

when I was about 16, I was in love with a girl at school, let's call her Sarah

I sent her a massive Valentine card, it was about 3 foot long, maybe 18 inches wide, cost me a fucking fortune, and i had to take the card in a big fucking pink envelope into the post office to post office to send it as it was too big for a post box. I sent it anonymously because she was bound to know it was from me

I rang her later, did I mention she was the daughter of a teacher at my school ?

one awkward conversation later


and then I had to see her at school, and then I had to see her going out with cool kids

(((poor little marty)))

I bet she's a right bitter slag now then

I just sent this to someone

If you weren't such a fucking loser I'd send you a valentines.*

Heh heh

 

[jakethesnake]

bad news - it's Monday
good news - I get paid tomorrow
good news - seen a job I want to apply for
bad news - closing date is Wednesday and I hate applying for jobs

Apart from getting paid tomorrow this is all true for me too... good luck with your job app. I'm gonna make a start on mine in a minute.

 

[sojourner]

Mornin gobshites

Monday back again, but am feeling quite perky as it goes

 

[marty21]

Apart from getting paid tomorrow this is all true for me too... good luck with your job app. I'm gonna make a start on mine in a minute.

cheers - it's a bit further away than I currently work - but also in Central London (almost) which would be nicer to work in

 

[Badgers]

Yawn

 

[machine cat]

fucking starving.

decided to eat my lunch now

 

[marty21]

hungry too - I think sausage and fried egg sarnie (toasted) and a coffee today - lunch in 5

 

[QueenOfGoths]

hungry too - I think sausage and fried egg sarnie (toasted) and a coffee today - lunch in 5

Nom!! Bored here - think it's time for a cuppa

 

[pengaleng]

I need to go and buy some snag free hair bands :|

Shit, it's 12, I thought it was 11.

 

[machine cat]

I've just gone and dropped me wotsits all over the fucking floor

 

[marty21]

I've just gone and dropped me wotsits all over the fucking floor

bad times

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I've just gone and dropped me wotsits all over the fucking floor

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[sojourner]

I've just gone and dropped me wotsits all over the fucking floor

Are they that big?!

Reet - 3pm rolleth around, and I am going to get me arse out t'shops to waste some of the dreaded hour

 

[marty21]

bloke in work going on about his 'system' for the lottery - claims he has won big several times

£100,000
£25,000
£10,000




why is he working here at all if he has a 'system' ?

 

[marty21]

reckons he spends £60 per week on the lotto

 

[QueenOfGoths]

bloke in work going on about his 'system' for the lottery - claims he has won big several times

£100,000
£25,000
£10,000




why is he working here at all if he has a 'system' ?

He's having a larf!

 

[marty21]

He's having a larf!

he's full of get rich schemes tbh - and yet he works for the council - he doesn't live on a private island

 

[marty21]

just said that it could happen this weekend, and he could buy his dream home on Holland Avenue

 

[machine cat]

you'll all be glad to hear that the wotsit crisis is over

 

[Badgers]

Past 4pm
Eyelids are heavy

 

[QueenOfGoths]

you'll all be glad to hear that the wotsit crisis is over

Did you pick them up and eat them?

 

[machine cat]

Did you pick them up and eat them?

yes

 

[marty21]

yes

10 second rule ?

 

[marty21]

lotto man has gone home - to his flat which isn't a big fuck off mansion in Holland Park

 

[sojourner]

yes

Good man

I will eat anything that has dropped on the floor unless it's rolled in excrement or piss tbh

 

[sojourner]

lotto man has gone home - to his flat which isn't a big fuck off mansion in Holland Park

Funny that, innit?