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Return of the Drag: 2011

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Boss man and I had a meeting
His motivational statement was that the country is fucked and people are stupid.
I agreed with him and we rubbed our chins for a bit
Positive stuff right there.

I would love people to really give that kind of motivational speech.
I am sick of the saccharin way they tell you that you are all fucked but in a sickly sweet, patronising wording that they think your falling for their crap!
Go boss man.
 
Freeday arrives like a fox :)

Long, tiring week of irritation is over and the weekend is all our own. There are chores to do and stuff but I kind of like chores :)
 
Morning people.

I saw am extremely fit looking man on the train this morning who, as I have now just learned the phrase, I shall add to my wank bank :D
 
Why must there be bad news at the START of Friday.
Stupid customers ruining my day and stuff.

Every fucker seems to have left all their urgent stuff until today which means I can't get my own work done until I've sorted out their mess :mad:
 
I might go out to forage for berries in a little while, although I think I need more sleep cus I feel ill. Again. :|

And this stupid calorie counter reckons I'm gonna die of starvation or some shit.
 
I shall add to my wank bank :D

Haha - you only just learned about that? I've had one for years! :D

I might go out to forage for berries in a little while, although I think I need more sleep cus I feel ill. Again. :|

And this stupid calorie counter reckons I'm gonna die of starvation or some shit.

Foraging? Am I reading this right or is it a euphemism?

Anyhow, morning all - am really quite hungover today. Have had saussie and egg butty and diet coke, and the fucking phone won't stop ringing.
 
How'd it go yesterday soj?

Went fine B - although I got there a bit early and it only started a bit late, so I'd had several pints by the time it was my turn, and due to drunky wittering at the start I forgot to state the title of my first poem :D Got to the end of it and thought - 'fuck, did I say it all?'!!

I did though, apparently, without reading it off a paper this time too!
 
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