Return of the Drag: 2011

[sojourner]

But only two fucking days left soj.

One fucking day left now

i got a pic of me infected pot of piss as well, I put it on facebook

Classy burd you (where's the vomit smiley when you need one?). My piss goes bubbly when I'm really ill. Am sure that's not right.

Morning all!

Performing tonight - wish me luck! Am totally relaxed at the moment - expecting to be shitting meself around 3pm

 

[machine cat]

fucking hell i don't want to be here anymore

 

[marty21]

One fucking day left now



Classy burd you (where's the vomit smiley when you need one?). My piss goes bubbly when I'm really ill. Am sure that's not right.

Morning all!

Performing tonight - wish me luck! Am totally relaxed at the moment - expecting to be shitting meself around 3pm

good luck - !

 

[machine cat]

Performing tonight - wish me luck! Am totally relaxed at the moment - expecting to be shitting meself around 3pm

Good luck!

 

[marty21]

Soj - get someone to film you and upload the vid!

 

[sojourner]

Thanks you two

Ah, that would mean having to organise meself marty! There is one vid on youtube of me - doing my first ever performance. It's not very good and I was mega shitting meself, but I did surprise everyone

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Morning all - back in work...and bored already!

Good luck tonight soj, bet you'll be brilliant

 

[neonwilderness]

Performing tonight - wish me luck! Am totally relaxed at the moment - expecting to be shitting meself around 3pm

Good luck

 

[sojourner]

Thanks queeny and neon

I was gonna do a couple of potentially offensive poems about jesus and blood and sex and religion...but I think I'll save those for Easter

 

[marty21]

Thanks you two

Ah, that would mean having to organise meself marty! There is one vid on youtube of me - doing my first ever performance. It's not very good and I was mega shitting meself, but I did surprise everyone

I know exactly what it's like,having done it myself .

 

[machine cat]

I was gonna do a couple of potentially offensive poems about jesus and blood and sex and religion...but I think I'll save those for Easter

 

[marty21]

Just met a Housing Trainee from another office - he was so FUCKING KEEN AND ENTHUSIASTIC


pure pissed me off he did

 

[Badgers]

Go Sojjy!
Go Sojjy!
Go Sojjy!
Go Sojjy!
Go Sojjy!

 

[neonwilderness]

Just met a Housing Trainee from another office - he was so FUCKING KEEN AND ENTHUSIASTIC


pure pissed me off he did

A couple of years work will soon knock that out of him and he'll be dragging like the rest of us

 

[marty21]

A couple of years work will soon knock that out of him and he'll be dragging like the rest of us

aye - the comedown is coming for him.

 

[sojourner]

I know exactly what it's like,having done it myself .

Aye - I must remember tonight to mention you to John T - keep forgetting!

Gotta be done mate eh? If there's potential for offending people, then why not go the whole hog

Just met a Housing Trainee from another office - he was so FUCKING KEEN AND ENTHUSIASTIC


pure pissed me off he did

Hehe - I fucking hate enthusiastic workers - we had a sales bloke in here the other day, only looked about 12. Bouncing everywhere, all pink cheeked and wholesome. Looked like his mum had got his suit from Burtons.

Go Sojjy!
Go Sojjy!
Go Sojjy!
Go Sojjy!
Go Sojjy!

Yeehaa!

 

[machine cat]

Gotta be done mate eh? If there's potential for offending people, then why not go the whole hog

If you're going to offend people you might as well really offend them

 

[Badgers]

Would you trust someone who's surname was Monkfish?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Would you trust someone who's surname was Monkfish?

Erm....yes. Yes I would!

 

[Biddlybee]

One fucking day left now

One? Cunt

 

[machine cat]

Would you trust someone who's surname was Monkfish?

Without a doubt.

 

[Biddlybee]

Soj - get someone to film you and upload the vid!

^ do this

I bet you're fantastic!

 

[Badgers]

Erm....yes. Yes I would!

Without a doubt.

Cheers

 

[marty21]

aye - the comedown is coming for him.

Immense 50,000th post

 

[marty21]

Aye - I must remember tonight to mention you to John T - keep forgetting!



Gotta be done mate eh? If there's potential for offending people, then why not go the whole hog


Hehe - I fucking hate enthusiastic workers - we had a sales bloke in here the other day, only looked about 12. Bouncing everywhere, all pink cheeked and wholesome. Looked like his mum had got his suit from Burtons.




Yeehaa!

I can't imagine ever being that keen - he's probably a housing graduate - keen to help people and that

 

[neonwilderness]

Cheers

Put yer knickers on and go make me a cup of tea

 

[marty21]

Would you trust someone who's surname was Monkfish?

yes

 

[Badgers]

Immense 50,000th post

Has it sunk in yet?

 

[marty21]

Has it sunk in yet?

not yet

 

[marty21]

now it has