Return of the Drag: 2011

[neonwilderness]

With a toy parrot too

His family live round here, apparently you sometimes see him in a complete state in some of the pubs. Quite sad really.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

So far this morning I've eaten a banana and pissed into a Pyrex measuring jug.

but also , hope you feel better soon

You tried naproxen or co-codamol? My period pain is a killer.

Don't think I;ve ever tried co-codamol so that is woth a look, thanks.

Feeling a lot better today and am back in work. So far I have wrapped a present to send to my sister-in-law!

 

[machine cat]

Everyone* in the North East claims to have seen Gazza drunk in a pub











*everyone being four members of my family

 

[neonwilderness]

He does get about a bit

I've never seen him, but I don't often go in the pubs round here

 

[QueenOfGoths]

He does get about a bit

I've never seen him, but I don't often go in the pubs round here

Is that 'cos you're banned from them?

 

[neonwilderness]

No, it's cos a lot of them are rough as fuck. I remember one of them caught fire a couple of years ago and it was back open the same day the windows boarded up and people sitting on charred furniture

There are decent ones, you just have to be careful

 

[machine cat]

No, it's cos a lot of them are rough as fuck. I remember one of them caught fire a couple of years ago and it was back open the same day the windows boarded up and people sitting on charred furniture

That's dedication for you

 

[machine cat]

ah fuck man they're really annoying today

 

[neonwilderness]

Did you see The One Show last night?

 

[machine cat]

Did you see The One Show last night?

In other news the Xmas Viz has arrived and cheered me up! Thanks QOG

 

[QueenOfGoths]

In other news the Xmas Viz has arrived and cheered me up! Thanks QOG

Hurrah!

 

[Badgers]

Nearly 12:00
Come on Loseday, I am bored of you now.

 

[neonwilderness]

I think I might go out to try and relieve the boredom.

Asda or Aldi?

 

[machine cat]

I think I might go out to try and relieve the boredom.

Asda or Aldi?

Aldi

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I think I might go out to try and relieve the boredom.

Asda or Aldi?

Can you do both? If not....Aldi it sounds more exotic!

 

[neonwilderness]

Well they are next to each other. Could do with some petrol so Asda would make sense, but it's always full of cunts

 

[marty21]

worked ALL MORNING! feel quite tired now.

 

[machine cat]

stuff keeps piling onto my desk and i'm gagging for a pint

 

[marty21]

stuff keeps piling onto my desk and i'm gagging for a pint

decant a can of cider into a lucozade bottle

 

[machine cat]

decant a can of cider into a lucozade bottle

people will smell it

besides, i'm trying to cut down drinking

 

[marty21]

people will smell it

besides, i'm trying to cut down drinking

cider and black = new Lucozade flavour

 

[machine cat]

 

[neonwilderness]

worked ALL MORNING! feel quite tired now.

Have a lie down

 

[marty21]

Have a lie down

good idea

 

[neonwilderness]

people will smell it

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I am flagging - still tired after all teh illness and stuff of the weekend. I may try to leave early. Or just shuffle papers for the afternoon!

 

[neonwilderness]

Or just shuffle papers

Mr ManFlu does this whenever he's on Facebook and someone walks into his bit of the office. He's about as subtle as a brick

 

[marty21]

we keep sending him solutions


but *will* he listen?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Mr ManFlu does this whenever he's on Facebook and someone walks into his bit of the office. He's about as subtle as a brick

Fantastic!

 

[neonwilderness]

but *will* he listen?

I doubt it