Return of the Drag: 2011

[machine cat]

Perhaps not?

Where's the venue?

http://www.markettowntaverns.co.uk/veritas.asp?Tavern=Veritas&Section=Main

 

[machine cat]

On a Wednesday?
Is it a special occasion?

A colleague on a temporary contract has just been made permanent (one week after his interview I'd like to add, I still haven't been made permanent 6 months after mine )

Is there an unwritten company understanding that people can be late in tomorrow and stuff?

Is their fuck

People will go, have a glass of wine and then spend the next 6 months talking about the time they had a drink in a 'pub'.

 

[neonwilderness]

http://www.markettowntaverns.co.uk/veritas.asp?Tavern=Veritas&Section=Main

A unique feature is our deli counter, ideal for selecting food to ‘ graze' on in the tavern

Maybe go for a swift one then fuck off?

 

[Badgers]

http://www.markettowntaverns.co.uk/veritas.asp?Tavern=Veritas&Section=Main

During 2005, all taverns became entirely No Smoking - the Company was the first bar/restaurant group in the country to achieve this status.

Muthafuckkas

 

[marty21]

http://www.markettowntaverns.co.uk/veritas.asp?Tavern=Veritas&Section=Main

A unique feature is our deli counter, ideal for selecting food to ‘ graze' on in the tavern but also great for takeaway deli food

will you be grazing?

 

[marty21]

A colleague on a temporary contract has just been made permanent (one week after his interview I'd like to add, I still haven't been made permanent 6 months after mine )



Is their fuck

People will go, have a glass of wine and then spend the next 6 months talking about the time they had a drink in a 'pub'.

part-time alchys

 

[machine cat]

Maybe go for a swift one then fuck off?

Might do if I find someone to buy me a drink.

 

[machine cat]

At least there's one positive thing about this pub:

British Sausage Week - Thursday 3rd November - Sat 12th November
A wide range of locally produced sausages, a choice of mash and a selection of sauces - choose your own bespoke dish of British bangers at their best!

 

[marty21]

At least there's one positive thing about this pub:

would be better if it was this week! you can only graze there this week, and that is not the way of the dragger

 

[machine cat]

part-time alchys

they give us proper drunks a bad name!

 

[TruXta]

Alchys? Is that short for alchemists?

 

[marty21]

Alchys? Is that short for alchemists?

I'm too drunk to spell

 

[TruXta]

I'm too drunk to spell

Disappointed!!!!!!!!! Here I was thinking you worked with the Hermetic League of Ancient Wotsits, but noooo. He's drunk.

 

[marty21]

Disappointed!!!!!!!!! Here I was thinking you worked with the Hermetic League of Ancient Wotsits, but noooo. He's drunk.

used to - got sacked for performance issues - could never master the old turning lead into gold thing - they used that in the disciplinary

 

[marty21]

they give us proper drunks a bad name!

this^^

 

[sojourner]

this^^

^^ this

 

[Biddlybee]

can you eat too many bananas?

 

[marty21]

can you eat too many bananas?

how many have you eaten?
were they spotty? (1 is too much)

 

[TruXta]

Spotty ones are the best, just a tad overripe. Mmmmmm bananananananannananananananas.

 

[marty21]

Spotty ones are the best, just a tad overripe. Mmmmmm bananananananannananananananas.

banana skins need to be slightly green

 

[TruXta]

banana skins need to be slightly green

Don't tell me, you put them in the fridge too?

 

[neonwilderness]

Might do if I find someone to buy me a drink.

Newbie?

 

[Biddlybee]

how many have you eaten?
were they spotty? (1 is too much)

I never eat spotty ones, unless I've baked em into a cake. Slightly green for me. I've had 3

 

[Badgers]

Lunch outing update.

No queue in the bank
Not a single Shrimp in any of the tanks
Could not be asked with Pizza so got a roll from Greggs
Saw a bloke getting his eyebrows threaded

 

[marty21]

Don't tell me, you put them in the fridge too?

no

I do put apples in the fridge though - I like them cold

 

[TruXta]

I never eat spotty ones, unless I've baked em into a cake. Slightly green for me. I've had 3

Your arse isn't gonna like that.

 

[marty21]

Lunch outing update.

No queue in the bank
Not a single Shrimp in any of the tanks
Could not be asked with Pizza so got a roll from Greggs
Saw a bloke getting his eyebrows threaded

a lunch break full of incident

 

[TruXta]

no

I do put apples in the fridge though - I like them cold

Phew! I can see why you'd want cold apples. Couldn't be bothered myself.

 

[marty21]

I never eat spotty ones, unless I've baked em into a cake. Slightly green for me. I've had 3

that seems to be at the upper level

 

[neonwilderness]

banana skins need to be slightly green

This is the correct answer