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Return of the Drag: 2011

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I have finished all my work. So therefore should be able to go home. Unfortunately, I'm waiting for another colleague to send me 1 thing which I need to deal with and they are sending it "by 5pm" :mad: :mad:
 
nipsla said:
I have finished all my work. So therefore should be able to go home. Unfortunately, I'm waiting for another colleague to send me 1 thing which I need to deal with and they are sending it "by 5pm" :mad: :mad:
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:D I am usually that person. And usually they don't get it until the day after.
 
Hmmm, I find that Hyena suit strangely arousing :oops:

I need a drag mentor...just made a suggestion to a manager (about getting an allotment for clients). Bad move as she's just asked me to write up a feckin' proposal, with costings and advantages etc :(

She is a cuntboss too, albeit a highly attractive one. Ha! I need to collar a volunteer and delegate, don't I?
 
So we're going to jam that lifetime of farts into 2 seconds. Now, I'm going by volume here, not by energy; if I were going by energy, this would be a lot more boring, because it doesn't add up anywhere near as spectacularly. Regardless, let's treat this as a rocket problem, where the only major factor is how fast the reaction mass (your fart) is leaving, rather than any resistance of the air to passage of the fart, nothing fancy.

Now, you need to get all of that gas out of your asshole in two seconds, through a 2cm-diameter hole. This is the same as figuring out how long a column of air of 2cm diameter would have to be to contain 3650 liters. That circle has an area of pi cm2, which converts to 0.000314 square meters. You need to get 3.65 cubic meters through that hole in 2 seconds. So... you see where I'm going with this? That gas is going to be shooting out of you real, REAL fast. How fast?

That column of air would have to be 11,618 meters long, which means that it would have to be traveling at 5.8 kilometers per second .

Aside from blowing your asshole apart like a hot dog with an air compressor nozzle stuffed in it, this is a lot of energy. We'll assume your asshole can take it. This means the total impulse it will transfer to you as it leaves is fucking big. Let's say you weight 100kg, because it takes a big man for a big fart. How much does this transfer to you? Well, 4.5kg of air, moving at 5.8km/s, will transfer 26,000 Newton-seconds of impulse to you, which divided by your weight...

You will be traveling at 130 meters per second after this fart, or about 300 miles per hour.

How high does that get you? About 1300m in the air. Long story short? Assuming you're talking about volume, that fart would shoot you a fucking mile into the air.
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This is the kinda stuff we need to be thinking about today.
 
diddlybiddly said:
I got a cookbook when I left a job of 7 years. HTH.
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Did a bit better than that, I think. :)

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And last but not least:

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I fucking love Barolo.
 
I feel short changed :mad:

but nice one NVP :cool: what's barolo like? I asked on another thread once, and as usual was ignored :D
 
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