Return of the Drag: 2011

[BoatieBird]

Morning all
*yawns*

The weekend was great but over far too quickly.
I was up at 6am on Saturday, but I went to Hampton Court Palace Flower Show so well worth the early start.

It's very quiet here today, the summer wind down has started...

 

[Badgers]

Went to the Crynchy Finger Shop on the way in.

Asked for a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
She asked if I wanted tomato and I said no, I just want cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
So she asked if I wanted mayo and I said yes, I want cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
She then asked if I wanted a white or brown baguette and I said I wanted a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
Then she tutted at me and made me a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.

Life is difficult isn't it?

 

[BoatieBird]

Went to the Crynchy Finger Shop on the way in.

Asked for a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
She asked if I wanted tomato and I said no, I just want cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
So she asked if I wanted mayo and I said yes, I want cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
She then asked if I wanted a white or brown baguette and I said I wanted a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
Then she tutted at me and made me a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.

Life is difficult isn't it?

Do you think she might be in the wrong job?

 

[machine cat]

Went to the Crynchy Finger Shop on the way in.

Asked for a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
She asked if I wanted tomato and I said no, I just want cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
So she asked if I wanted mayo and I said yes, I want cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
She then asked if I wanted a white or brown baguette and I said I wanted a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.
Then she tutted at me and made me a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.

Life is difficult isn't it?

what's for lunch?

 

[Badgers]

what's for lunch?

Assuming she actually gave me the correct food I am opting for a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.

 

[Badgers]

Do you think she might be in the wrong job?

It did not look like she is in her chosen career to be fair.
At least she smiled at the end of the transaction, or was it a grimace?

 

[machine cat]

Assuming she actually gave me the correct food I am opting for a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[BoatieBird]

It did not look like she is in her chosen career to be fair.
At least she smiled at the end of the transaction, or was it a grimace?

She was probaby thinking abut the 'extras' she'd added to your sarnie...

 

[Badgers]

Thanks for clearing that up.

The devil is in the detail

She was probaby thinking abut the 'extras' she'd added to your sarnie...

Luckily it was made right in front of me, otherwise I would have changed the order to crisps.

 

[neonwilderness]

Assuming she actually gave me the correct food I am opting for a white baguette with cheese, ham, cucumber and mayo.

Any tomato on that?

 

[Badgers]

Any tomato on that?

No, the seeds are annoying and so is the girl that served me

 

[Badgers]

The two people here are back from India with tales of wonder and cigarettes from the new world

 

[machine cat]

No, the seeds are annoying and so is the girl that served me

It's the wetness of the tomato that I don't like on butties. Save it till lunchtime and the bread is all soggy

 

[marty21]

She was probaby thinking abut the 'extras' she'd added to your sarnie...

happy ending?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Morning all!

Er...that's it for the moment. No tomato related anecdotes here. Sorry!

 

[Badgers]

__~ soon

 

[neonwilderness]

Apparently there's an interview for the office dogsbody apprentice today

 

[hiccup]

We have a new person starting in our team on Thursday.

I fear new people. With their skills and competence.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Apparently there's an interview for the office dogsbody apprentice today

A new tea-make?

We have a new person starting in our team on Thursday.

I fear new people. With their skills and competence.

You need to test their tea-making skillz!

 

[marty21]

We have a new person starting in our team on Thursday.

I fear new people. With their skills and competence.

you were that new person once



what happened

 

[marty21]

Apparently there's an interview for the office dogsbody apprentice today

make sure they are fully aware of Naked Friday

 

[Badgers]

I fear new people. With their skills and competence.

I bet the new person is tanned, teetotal, runs marathons and does a lot of charity work.

 

[Badgers]

make sure they are fully aware of Naked Friday

No, don't tell them anything. Imagine how embarrassed you would feel turning up in a new office fully clothed when everyone else is naked?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

We should have a naked drag Friday one week

 

[Badgers]

We should have a naked drag Friday one week

With web-cams?

 

[hiccup]

you were that new person once



what happened

Life happened marty, life happened

 

[hiccup]

I bet the new person is tanned, teetotal, runs marathons and does a lot of charity work.

Probably. But we'll soon kick all that sort of behaviour out of them.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

With web-cams?

That's what I was thinking!

 

[marty21]

No, don't tell them anything. Imagine how embarrassed you would feel turning up in a new office fully clothed when everyone else is naked?

this is true

I remember this sort of thing with some embarassment, I wasn't told about S&M Tuesday

 

[machine cat]

We should have a naked drag Friday one week