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Return of the Drag: 2011
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QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
This morning on my walk I saw a lady wearing flesh coloured skin tight PVC (I think) trousers and a short, open coat. I don't think I was the only one who did a double take thinking she had forgotten to put her skirt and scanties on!
Then I saw a man on a motorbike smoking a cheeroot - he looked very cool
Then I saw a man on a motorbike smoking a cheeroot - he looked very cool
stethoscope
Well-Known Member
Just had a meeting where we discussed and agreed on exactly the same things that have been holding back a project as we have done so for the last 5 years. Now that's progress
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
I think an early lunch is fast approaching 
I think an early lunch is fast approaching
I think I may have somthing other than noodles today.
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
^ what Ms T said. xx
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
RubyToogood
RubyTwobikes
There's nothing worse than having to stick it out at work when someone important is ill.
I'm subscribing to this thread because work is dragging like a <insert witty metaphor that I can't be arsed to think of> at the moment. I might even start looking for something else. Although probably I won't bother in reality.
I'm subscribing to this thread because work is dragging like a <insert witty metaphor that I can't be arsed to think of> at the moment. I might even start looking for something else. Although probably I won't bother in reality.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
sorry to hear about yer mum
Cheers guys, the old girl will be okay
What is slightly more troubling is that her (81 year old) fella caused the crash so I get the feeling that there may be ramifications. Also a good chance he may not drive again which will impact on my mum more. Sounds like he is in pieces about the whole thing and while mum is hurt it is more their lives after this that bothers me. Any sniff of wee from either of them and they will be straight in a nursing home.
Guess we are all getting a bit older and stuff like this happens eh?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
i'm off
have fun
have fun
aaarrrggghhh!!!! STUPID FUCKING CUNTS CAN'T YOU GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITE?!
RED RUBBER BANDS?! RED FUCKING RUBBER BANDS FFS?!!? YOU'VE SPENT 5 MINUTES COMPLAINING ABOUT POSTIES DROPPING RED FUCKING CUNTING SHIT RUBBER BANDS?!
CUNTS
RED RUBBER BANDS?! RED FUCKING RUBBER BANDS FFS?!!? YOU'VE SPENT 5 MINUTES COMPLAINING ABOUT POSTIES DROPPING RED FUCKING CUNTING SHIT RUBBER BANDS?!
CUNTS
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
aaarrrggghhh!!!! STUPID FUCKING CUNTS CAN'T YOU GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITE?!
RED RUBBER BANDS?! RED FUCKING RUBBER BANDS FFS?!!? YOU'VE SPENT 5 MINUTES COMPLAINING ABOUT POSTIES DROPPING RED FUCKING CUNTING SHIT RUBBER BANDS?!
CUNTS
I feel your rage
Earlier there were complains here about the wrong kind of black ball point pen being provided.....if you are that bothered then walk to Sainsbury's at the end of the road and GET YOUR FUCKING OWN!!
RubyToogood
RubyTwobikes
I've been particularly enraged today and yesterday by the phone frequently ringing and interrupting what I'm doing. This is entirely unreasonable as it is in fact the main phone line and it's my job to answer it. Also, I am not that busy.
crustychick
doo-woop-de-doo
sorry to hear about your mum badgers hope she makes a speedy recovery...
hope she makes a speedy recovery...
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
aaarrrggghhh!!!! STUPID FUCKING CUNTS CAN'T YOU GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITE?!
RED RUBBER BANDS?! RED FUCKING RUBBER BANDS FFS?!!? YOU'VE SPENT 5 MINUTES COMPLAINING ABOUT POSTIES DROPPING RED FUCKING CUNTING SHIT RUBBER BANDS?!
CUNTS
They are a menace to society tbf
Our postie doesn't even bother dropping them, they just get left on the post. We have a drawer full of them
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
I have had this mug for about 6 months and have only just noticed the sinister face on it
crustychick
doo-woop-de-doo
having a late lunch today and 35 mins still to go comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon.....
comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon.....
I have had this mug for about 6 months and have only just noticed the sinister face on it
I can read the email behind it
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
He opened the email with "Cool"
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
aaarrrggghhh!!!! STUPID FUCKING CUNTS CAN'T YOU GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT COMPLAINING ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITE?!
RED RUBBER BANDS?! RED FUCKING RUBBER BANDS FFS?!!? YOU'VE SPENT 5 MINUTES COMPLAINING ABOUT POSTIES DROPPING RED FUCKING CUNTING SHIT RUBBER BANDS?!
CUNTS
I have a largish red elastic band ball I have been making for the last few years with discarded red elastic bands - suggest they do the same
a walk round the market and half an hour of breakcore has made me slightly less mad
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