Return of the Drag: 2011

[Badgers]

Right, some work to do.

 

[machine cat]

Quite why you would entrust your bundles with a Swiss punk band from the late 70s then express disappointment is beyond me.

I should've known better.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

In early as we have a staff meeting at 9.30pm. I have treated myself to a skinny vanilla latte from Starbucks....so that's £2.50 I won't see again!

 

[Badgers]

In early as we have a staff meeting at 9.30pm.

Sorry for your loss

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Sorry for your loss

It is actually our big, big boss in the US who has gone and this is a meeting to tell us why. I think we may be okay, fingers crossed, but the American office may be re-structured.

Also the words "salary review" were mentioned...though I fear they may be followed by "we can't afford one"!

 

[Badgers]

It is actually our big, big boss in the US has gone and this is a meeting to tell us why. I think we may be okay, fingers crossed, but the American office may be re-structured.

Also the words "salary review" were mentioned...though I fear they may be followed by "we can't afford one"!

Scandal afoot Qoggy, keep us posted

 

[marty21]

i think he'll get banned when he's on 49,998

I'll try my best

 

[Badgers]

I'll try my best

 

[Badgers]

Gah, I can't get going!!!!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Meeting is over - pay freeze and we need to make savings, a sly did at the newbie (tee hee!) but otherwise things are okay.

 

[Badgers]

Meeting is over - pay freeze and we need to make savings, a sly did at the newbie (tee hee!) but otherwise things are okay.

Meeting over is good.
Pay freeze is bad but better than some outcomes.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Meeting over is good.
Pay freeze is bad but better than some outcomes.

Yeah it is not unexpected and tbh I just feel glad to have a job at the moment, could have been a lot worse.

 

[machine cat]

dinner time yet?

 

[Badgers]

could have been a lot worse.

They could have stripped you naked and beaten you.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

They could have stripped you naked and beaten you.

That's every other Thursday tbf

 

[crustychick]

my most boring conference call dragged on so long yesterday afternoon that it got adjourned to be carried on this morning and I'm STILL on it... blimey.... ARG!

 

[Badgers]

That's every other Thursday tbf

Phew...

In other news a company from Tunisia just called me. Proceeded to slag off Britain for ages

 

[machine cat]

Phew...

In other news a company from Tunisia just called me. Proceeded to slag off Britain for ages

Brilliant!

 

[machine cat]

Joker's offered to make a drink. He never offers to make a drink

 

[Badgers]

Slow day is already slow and annoying.
I am supposed to be busy today but nothing is happening.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Joker's offered to make a drink. He never offers to make a drink

He's after something....possibly your body. Or your mug.

 

[marty21]

busy morning

 

[Badgers]

busy morning

I was in Clapton the other day

 

[marty21]

I was in Clapton the other day

whereabouts?

 

[machine cat]

He's after something....possibly your body. Or your mug.

It must be the former. Apparently my mug is considered a "hazard to human health".

 

[marty21]

It must be the former. Apparently my mug is considered a "hazard to human health".

I find the best way to stop someone using my mug is to piss in it after every cup of tea

 

[QueenOfGoths]

It must be the former. Apparently my mug is considered a "hazard to human health".

And long may it remain so!

 

[machine cat]

I find the best way to stop someone using my mug is to piss in it after every cup of tea

And long may it remain so!

It once got to a point when even the dishwasher couldn't shift the crap around the sides

 

[Badgers]

whereabouts?

Pub

 

[marty21]

Pub

Crooked Billet?, Royal Sovereign? The Elderfield? Biddle Brothers? Hope and Anchor? Princess of Wales?