Return of the Drag: 2011

[machine cat]

she should sit in the kitchen sink and have a wash

or use the showers at here

 

[Badgers]

With a jar of pickled onions, Albert Steptoe style?

Wicked

 

[marty21]

or use the showers at here

or get a plumber around instead of moaning about it

 

[Badgers]

or get a plumber around instead of moaning about it

Whatever the outcome poor drcarnage would have heard the tale of woe

 

[machine cat]

or get a plumber around instead of moaning about it

Moaning has stopped and now I'm getting a rather long synopsis of the X Files movie.

 

[neonwilderness]

Moaning has stopped and now I'm getting a rather long synopsis of the X Files movie.

Which one? The latest one was a bit shit IIRC

 

[machine cat]

Which one? The latest one was a bit shit IIRC

I think it's the latest one she's on about.

 

[neonwilderness]

I think it's the latest one she's on about.

 

[marty21]

Moaning has stopped and now I'm getting a rather long synopsis of the X Files movie.

get her back on the moaning - tell her about your wonderful boiler

 

[neonwilderness]

4k?

 

[marty21]

4k?

is it?

 

[neonwilderness]

get her back on the moaning - tell her about your wonderful boiler

Maybe she think her boiler not working is a government conspiracy

 

[neonwilderness]

is it?

4k posts or replies, which were we going for?

 

[marty21]

Maybe she think her boiler not working is a government conspiracy

possibly her dirty place is infested with mice who have damaged all the piping and wiring to the boiler - this should be suggested to her as a possible cause

 

[marty21]

4k posts or replies, which were we going for?

I think you got it, well done

onwards to 5k next week

 

[neonwilderness]

possibly her dirty place is infested with mice who have damaged all the piping and wiring to the boiler - this should be suggested to her as a possible cause

I would say this was almost certainly the cause. Government controlled mice.

 

[neonwilderness]

I think you got it, well done

onwards to 5k next week

5k tomorrow!!!

Maybe

 

[machine cat]

4k?

congrats!

 

[Badgers]

5k is the one we all inspire to.
10k should be the big one but we get distracted by who is going to start the next thread.

 

[machine cat]

I would say this was almost certainly the cause. Government controlled mice.

I may suggest this when the moaning starts but I don't want to encourage anything atm.

 

[Badgers]

Just seen a window of opportunity in terms of number alignment that could work VERY well tomorrow.

 

[neonwilderness]

I may suggest this when the moaning starts but I don't want to encourage anything atm.

Has she been complaining about noisy birds too?
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/851132-scientists-breed-a-mouse-that-sings-like-a-bird-by-accident

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I haz coffee

 

[machine cat]

Has she been complaining about noisy birds too?
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/851132-scientists-breed-a-mouse-that-sings-like-a-bird-by-accident

website won't load - fucking IE6

 

[neonwilderness]

Scientists breed a mouse that sings like a bird - by accident

Scientists claim to have bred a mouse that ‘sings’ like a bird - and no, this isn't something out of a Disney movie.

They said the genetically tweaked rodent can ‘tweet’, although it appears the creature was created more by accident than design. And they are now hoping to one day breed a real-life Mickey Mouse – one that can talk.

Arikuni Uchimura, lead researcher at the University of Osaka in Japan, said: ‘Mutations are the driving force of evolution. We have cross-bred the genetically modified mice for generations to see what would happen.

‘We checked the newborn mice one by one, and one day we found a mouse that was singing like a bird. I was surprised, because I had been expecting mice that are different in physical shape.’

While the first tweeting mouse was a surprise, the researchers now have more than 100 that can sing.

Dr Uchimura added: ‘I’m doing this with hopes of making a Mickey Mouse some day.’

We've comprised our own list of top top singing mouse hits:

Careless Whisker; Simply The Pest; Mice, Mice Baby; The Long And Winding Rodent; Rat’s The Way (I Like It); Eight Days A Squeak; Our Mouse (In The Middle Of Our Tweet); Cheese Always A Woman To Me; Tulips From Hamsterdam and Knocking On Heaven’s Dormouse.

 

[Badgers]

Post 36,981.....

It feels like sandwich time again.
Ham and cheese win

 

[machine cat]

cool as

 

[hiccup]

Am going to see how much of today I can get through with out taking my headphones off. 36 minutes so far. Just need the phone not to ring and no-one to try to speak to me.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Am going to see how much of today I can get through with out taking my headphones off. 36 minutes so far. Just need the phone not to ring and no-one to try to speak to me.

Excellent!

 

[hiccup]

Goddammittohell, I just had to phone someone about an important thing. I kept one earphone in whilst I made the call though.