Return of the Drag: 2011

[machine cat]

not sure if i can be arsed today

 

[Biddlybee]

Missed my train, late for work, weekend went too quick, left my boy fast asleep in bed, its grey, its cold, its Monday.... blah!

 

[marty21]

Missed my train, late for work, weekend went too quick, left my boy fast asleep in bed, its grey, its cold, its Monday.... blah!

diddlybiddly? when did that happen?

 

[Badgers]

diddlybiddly? when did that happen?

Wutwutwut?

 

[marty21]

Wutwutwut?

I feel diddled

 

[Biddlybee]

I feel diddled

imagine how I feel

 

[sojourner]

fuckindiddlywiddly?! huh?

morning all!

 

[marty21]

imagine how I feel

double-diddled?

 

[Badgers]

One hour down, more to go....

 

[Biddlybee]

double-diddled?

That's about it.

 

[neonwilderness]

Hilarious. The MD has just phoned with a problem with his computer, apparently a popup just appeared from nowhere saying there was a problem with his hard drive

 

[neonwilderness]

One hour down, more to go....

One hour closer to Friday though

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Morning all, I seem to have a desk full of paper none of which means anything!

 

[Biddlybee]

This has cheered me up this morning... how cool?

Gecko feet diversity

Photomontage of living gecko feet showing a variety of forms. Gecko feet employ very small subdivided filaments to bond with their substrates at the molecular level using Van Der Waals' forces. Every square millimeter of a gecko's footpad contains about 14, 000 hairlike setae, each of which is tipped with between 100 and 1000 spatulae. If a single gecko had all spatuale engaged it could hypothetically hold a weight of 133kg. Their structure has inspired scientists such as Dr. Autumn Kellar to adapt the structure for robotic designs. Gecko feet have the property of being self-cleaning, very adhesive, but leaving no residue. The grip is so strong that geckos have to disengage their feet by curling their toes backwards, much like tape being peeled off glass. In this group the top right species is a ground Gecko which does not need sticky spatulae.

(I have a thing for geckos )

 

[machine cat]

Hilarious. The MD has just phoned with a problem with his computer, apparently a popup just appeared from nowhere saying there was a problem with his hard drive

delete system 32 asap!

 

[Badgers]

(I have a thing for geckos )

Hard not to love the Gecko isn't it?

 

[machine cat]

can geckos be our animal of the day?

 

[marty21]

Hilarious. The MD has just phoned with a problem with his computer, apparently a popup just appeared from nowhere saying there was a problem with his hard drive

too much porn

 

[neonwilderness]

too much porn

That has already been suggested in the office, much to cuntboss' disgust

 

[marty21]

That has already been suggested in the office, much to cuntboss' disgust

definitely the cause then

 

[Badgers]

can geckos be our animal of the day?

Every day is gecko day
And fish day

 

[marty21]

one annoying tenant seen so far - and he's coming back to see me later

 

[Pickman's model]

i'm alright jack

 

[QueenOfGoths]

OMG - just heard that the newbie has been heard loudly complaining to his mate in the next office that he is given all the menial jobs and he should be getting more important work.

He doesn't do any fucking work!! And we all do 'menial' work tbf, I don't think anything we do can be remotely classed as important!

 

[marty21]

OMG - just heard that the newbie has been heard loudly complaining to his mate in the next office that he is given all the menial jobs and he should be getting more important work.

He doesn't do any fucking work!! And we all do 'menial' work tbf, I don't think anything we do can be remotely classed as important!

kill him in the face

 

[Badgers]

OMG - just heard that the newbie has been heard loudly complaining to his mate in the next office that he is given all the menial jobs and he should be getting more important work.

He doesn't do any fucking work!! And we all do 'menial' work tbf, I don't think anything we do can be remotely classed as important!

He works on crisps though?

 

[machine cat]

Every day is gecko day
And fish day

 

[Badgers]

11am and the pubs are open again

 

[Pickman's model]

OMG - just heard that the newbie has been heard loudly complaining to his mate in the next office that he is given all the menial jobs and he should be getting more important work.

that's what happens to newbies, they get the shitwork and rightly so.

 

[Pickman's model]

11am and the pubs are open again

wetherspoons are open at 7.