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What would Badgers do?
Bargain 
They have Grolsch on tap, think I'd make do with that
They have Grolsch on tap, think I'd make do with that
Return of the Drag: 2011
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Bargain
They have Grolsch on tap, think I'd make do with that
I'd bring a pint glass and a pack of tennents
Bargain
They have Grolsch on tap, think I'd make do with that
Yeah, that or Guinness for me I reckon.
Trying not to drink too much at the moment so will keep my powder dry.
moonsi til
worked it out now!
**yawn stretch** I suppose I had better get dressed and get my 5 days off work ass down to the travel agent & try find a holiday in the sun for March....
For balance I have been putting in 60 hour weeks recently and this is my first weekend off in Feb 2011.
For balance I have been putting in 60 hour weeks recently and this is my first weekend off in Feb 2011.
**yawn stretch** I suppose I had better get dressed and get my 5 days off work ass down to the travel agent & try find a holiday in the sun for March....
We hate you so much
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
Is that what you said when you called?
erm... I do believe you're a cunt**yawn stretch** I suppose I had better get dressed and get my 5 days off work ass down to the travel agent & try find a holiday in the sun for March....
For balance I have been putting in 60 hour weeks recently and this is my first weekend off in Feb 2011.
**yawn stretch** I suppose I had better get dressed and get my 5 days off work ass down to the travel agent & try find a holiday in the sun for March....
How about you fuck off right now?
Sun - SHINING! Spring - ALMOST HERE! Friday - on it's way!
I feel a bit like this
It is warmer
moonsi til
worked it out now!
I'm all dressed but in my gym clothes as need to work off the 2 portions of chips I have had this week. I'm definetly feeling like a cunt....will need to watch my swagger in the gym. I will report back with my travel agent news...
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
I have to meet someone at the White Horse Pub in Parsons Green after work.
This is a really nice pub but it well deserves the nickname 'The Sloaney Pony' and I will be by far the cheapest dressed prole in the place
I went there a bit when I lived in Southfields - it was full on sloane then (late 80s/early 90s)
My world.....
Customer: Hello, can I order 2x something please?
Badgers: Yes you can, that will cost £something and can be done today.
Customer: I really only wanted to pay half that much.
Badgers: Well, I can offer 1x something then, if you are happy come back and get the second?
Customer: I need the 2x something though, 1x something is not enough.
Badgers: Can you afford 2x something.
Customer: Yes but not for this.
Badgers: Why?
Customer: Well, I thought, that, errrr.
And repeat
Customer: Hello, can I order 2x something please?
Badgers: Yes you can, that will cost £something and can be done today.
Customer: I really only wanted to pay half that much.
Badgers: Well, I can offer 1x something then, if you are happy come back and get the second?
Customer: I need the 2x something though, 1x something is not enough.
Badgers: Can you afford 2x something.
Customer: Yes but not for this.
Badgers: Why?
Customer: Well, I thought, that, errrr.
And repeat
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Oooh that would be when I was around those parts, perhaps our ships passed in the night
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Oooh that would be when I was around those parts, perhaps our ships passed in the night
you probably shot me down in flames
I've just found out that Joker will be on my interview panel tomorrow.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
imagine him naked
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
....plus I was desperate
Wear your best comedy tie
Also put some bacon in your pocket. Much like dog owners who driver with nervous pets. They have some bacon in pocket during journeys and their dogs eventually get the hint that the car can be a positive experience. This is almost certain to work on Joker.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Bone him
How big a bottle?
Marty will no doubt know this.
Personally I don't think that you should mess about. Get a 70cl bottle of Stolichnaya Elit which you can get for about £50-£60 no problem. They will not be pleased with the site of you drunk and still drinking during the interview but the Stolichnaya Elit will confuse them. They will think you have 'something about you' they don't know and that you don't need the job.
Sometimes I can't quite work out if you're completely mad, or the 21st century's greatest genius.
Why thank you, I take both as a compliment.
The last person who said (almost exactly) that to me was Eddie Nestor after the jacket potato phone call saga. I doubt Eddie is really 'one of the faces' round your manor? Well known to the chattering classes in London though.
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