neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
I thought fox hunting had been banned? 
Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)
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QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
It's only 3.40pm *cries bitter and bored tears* 
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
keep us updated on your progress
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Mmmmm...tempting. Or I might have my yoghurt.
Try sitting on your eyes for a while first then it looks like someone else is doing it
TruXta
tired
I can haz status-bar?
TruXta
tired
If I rub some chili in and sit on my arm then tape my hand to cock I can pretend someone else is wank-raping me.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
If I rub some chili in and sit on my arm then tape my hand to cock I can pretend someone else is wank-raping me.
That is possibly one of the most surreal yet compeling posts I have ever read on here. Well done that man
Ron Merlin
Jus de chaussettes
If I rub some chili in and sit on my arm then tape my hand to cock I can pretend someone else is wank-raping me.
Lovely image.
Don't forget the sandpaper for that calloused hand feel...
Honestly. it gets so much more leeway than anyone else, it really pisses me off. One word fucking bullshit thread titles
Have you reported them?
TruXta
tired
I think I've told this before somewhere but there was a prank we did back home when two guys fell asleep passed-out drunk in the same bed. Take off pants, sand the tip of one bloke's cock, sand the brownie of the other dude, put small denomination bill in latter dude's hand, wait til morning ???? Profit.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
spend £199 on beer, wine and spliff and waste the restNipped home for a cheeky spliff. Found 2 envelopes from HMRC
5t3IIa
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Dedicated pranking ^
Nipped home for a cheeky spliff. Found 2 envelopes from HMRC
Aces
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Nipped home for a cheeky spliff. Found 2 envelopes from HMRC
Result!
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
5t3IIa
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Thissy-wissy-woo-woo ^
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
So what is everyone's plans for this evening..apart from darts and wanking? Or wanking to darts.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
that sounds like a
DANGER WANK!
edging towards payday on Monday - so quiet night in I think
TruXta
tired
how did they react ?
Confusion, shame and fear, followed by incandescent anger once the game was up. Good times.
5t3IIa
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I am going to Sainsbury's then home then to the pub! I am dying for a drinky-winky-woo-woo. I haven't had one since Friday!
Whatchoo doin'?
Any update?
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