Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)
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happy birthday
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I have forgotten by low fat crisps. I am now officially fed up 
I shall try and placate myself with tea...but it's not the same!
I shall try and placate myself with tea...but it's not the same!
TruXta
tired
happy birthday
Cheers!
I had cheapo beanz on toast again - second half of the tinfish and chips were fucking banging
My belly is now swollen with unreleased beanz fartz
I had cheapo beanz on toast again - second half of the tin
My belly is now swollen with unreleased beanz fartz
fed up of eating cheapo meals this week that's why I went for chips. will be back on the tins and bread tomorrow
It actually feels quite luxurious to have it for your lunchfed up of eating cheapo meals this week that's why I went for chips. will be back on the tins and bread tomorrow
God I could do with a spliff. Might nip home 
TruXta
tired
Tinned bacon sandwiches then?
Where do you find these things? that is so wrong... so so very wrong
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Tinned bacon sandwiches then?
That's .... not right. That's ocean sticks not right!
5t3IIa
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I am going to type this so it is OUT OF MY NOGGIN and I don't have to think about it anymore, you know?
Anyway - my boss (nickname is coalescing as we speak) refers to my predessessor as a 'noodleheaded thing' and 'not all there lol' and other things implying that she, my predessesor, was very thick. I spent a week with her handing-over to me and she seemed anything but thick to me, in fact - we got along like a house on fire so I consider that we was just as bright as me, which is awfully bright. But anyway, that's not the fucking point. The point is that my boss isn't that nice
Anyway - my boss (nickname is coalescing as we speak) refers to my predessessor as a 'noodleheaded thing' and 'not all there lol' and other things implying that she, my predessesor, was very thick. I spent a week with her handing-over to me and she seemed anything but thick to me, in fact - we got along like a house on fire so I consider that we was just as bright as me, which is awfully bright. But anyway, that's not the fucking point. The point is that my boss isn't that nice
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I am going to type this so it is OUT OF MY NOGGIN and I don't have to think about it anymore, you know?
Anyway - my boss (nickname is coalescing as we speak) refers to my predessessor as a 'noodleheaded thing' and 'not all there lol' and other things implying that she, my predessesor, was very thick. I spent a week with her handing-over to me and she seemed anything but thick to me, in fact - we got along like a house on fire so I consider that we was just as bright as me, which is awfully bright. But anyway, that's not the fucking point. The point is that my boss isn't that nice
Sounds like cuntboss2 to me
colacubes
Mr Hot Cookie
Vom inducing is what it is
Anyway, I feel a bit better now. Massive portion of pasta, portion of wasabi peas, diet coke and a __~ have sorted me right out
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
I started watching the League of Gentlemen again last night. I might start calling cuntboss Pauline
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Some of thoise are just disgusting...though I am concerened that pork luncheon meat is included 'cos that was a favourite of mine as a kid. Plus a relief if I went round to one of my Grandma's and it was that rather than potted meat!
TruXta
tired
swedish ragu wrap has cosied me right up. It was a bit chilly out there. Now birthday cake for TruXta's birthday.
Awwwwwwwwww!
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I started watching the League of Gentlemen again last night. I might start calling cuntboss Pauline
Oh do it, do it!!
Tinned bacon sandwiches then?
nom nom nom
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
She is like a hybrid of Pauline, Lynn from Alan Partridge and Gareth from The OfficeOh do it, do it!!
Voley
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Oh Jesus.Tinned bacon sandwiches then?
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
My Sideshow Boss has just shown another of her 'rebel' tactics.
She'd arranged to meet a colleague downstairs so they could leave at 1.30pm, at 1.35pm she was just putting her coat on. Cue telephone call from colleague who was waiting downstairs to ask where she is.
Now I know she was only 5 minutes late but she has previous at this, and it has been noted by many, in that if she ever has a meeting, appointment etc...she will generally wait either until she is telephoned or be deliberately late, because she keeps to no ones timetable but her own
She'd arranged to meet a colleague downstairs so they could leave at 1.30pm, at 1.35pm she was just putting her coat on. Cue telephone call from colleague who was waiting downstairs to ask where she is.
Now I know she was only 5 minutes late but she has previous at this, and it has been noted by many, in that if she ever has a meeting, appointment etc...she will generally wait either until she is telephoned or be deliberately late, because she keeps to no ones timetable but her own
Ron Merlin
Jus de chaussettes
Hello thread, hello peeps Hope I've got the hang of this thread...
Overslept (or rather woke up, switched alarm off and fell asleep again), awoke in a panic at 8.25 (I'm supposed to start at 8) to rush the huge distance to my office... in the next room. Urgh. Bad start. That tinned bacon sarny might have come in handy today. I only had cold rice pud for breakfast today. No jam even.
Bugger all work anyway! Coffee and groaning all morning until lunch when the massive chest of drawers* we ordered arrived. Spent half an hour unwrapping it, bloody hell.
Sniffed and caressed said furniture... lovely oak, mmm.
Ham and smoked cheese sarny for lunch as per, with that caramelised onion relish that makes anything interesting.
Not much of a drag today really tbh, oh well
That poetry thing tonight sounds excellent, soj, btw Enjoy yerself.
*would have said tallboy but some sarky fecker would only Google Image it
Hope I've got the hang of this thread...Overslept (or rather woke up, switched alarm off and fell asleep again), awoke in a panic at 8.25 (I'm supposed to start at 8) to rush the huge distance to my office... in the next room. Urgh. Bad start. That tinned bacon sarny might have come in handy today. I only had cold rice pud for breakfast today. No jam even.
Bugger all work anyway! Coffee and groaning all morning until lunch when the massive chest of drawers* we ordered arrived. Spent half an hour unwrapping it, bloody hell.
Sniffed and caressed said furniture... lovely oak, mmm.
Ham and smoked cheese sarny for lunch as per, with that caramelised onion relish that makes anything interesting.
Not much of a drag today really tbh, oh well
That poetry thing tonight sounds excellent, soj, btw
Enjoy yerself.*would have said tallboy but some sarky fecker would only Google Image it
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