Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[hiccup]

I feel... I feel lunch approaching

 

[Badgers]

Polar Bear Rage can't be good!!!

 

[marty21]

I feel... I feel lunch approaching

It has arrived for me

 

[machine cat]

Off out to the market.

Anybody want owt?

 

[Badgers]

Off out to the market.

Anybody want owt?

Stagg or something ideally

 

[quimcunx]

Polar Bear Rage can't be good!!!

Norwegian polar bears, I see. hmhm.

 

[colacubes]

Just got a document through from a senior member of staff to be sent out into the real world. I've had to go through it with a pen and correct the spelling, grammar and syntax. He earns about 3 times as much as me

 

[Badgers]

 

[machine cat]

Stagg or something ideally

No Stagg, but I have some noodles if you want?

 

[Badgers]

Just had a great sales call:

Leech - Good afternoon sir I want to speak to you about diamonds
Me - For ever?
Leech - Yes, indeed sir but right now it is a good time to invest in diamonds
Me - I am sure it is but I am really not interested in diamonds
Leech (angry voice) - Have you even seen the news and what is happening?
Me - I have indeed
Leech (angry voice) - Well surely you would be stupid to keep your investments in stocks or banks at a time like this
Me - My first thought was to invest in an allotment and a shotgun
Leech (angry voice) - I really don't think you have a very good attitude
Me - Ha Ha Ha Ha

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Just had a great sales call:

Leech - Good afternoon sir I want to speak to you about diamonds
Me - For ever?
Leech - Yes, indeed sir but right now it is a good time to invest in diamonds
Me - I am sure it is but I am really not interested in diamonds
Leech (angry voice) - Have you even seen the news and what is happening?
Me - I have indeed
Leech (angry voice) - Well surely you would be stupid to keep your investments in stocks or banks at a time like this
Me - My first thought was to invest in an allotment and a shotgun
Leech (angry voice) - I really don't think you have a very good attitude
Me - Ha Ha Ha Ha

The allotment and shotgun comment is classic !

 

[neonwilderness]

Just had a great sales call:

Leech - Good afternoon sir I want to speak to you about diamonds
Me - For ever?
Leech - Yes, indeed sir but right now it is a good time to invest in diamonds
Me - I am sure it is but I am really not interested in diamonds
Leech (angry voice) - Have you even seen the news and what is happening?
Me - I have indeed
Leech (angry voice) - Well surely you would be stupid to keep your investments in stocks or banks at a time like this
Me - My first thought was to invest in an allotment and a shotgun
Leech (angry voice) - I really don't think you have a very good attitude
Me - Ha Ha Ha Ha

He is right, your attitude isn't very good at all

 

[quimcunx]

This reminds me that Angela Rippon, on ''Breakfast'', claimed that the rise in the price of gold just now is because her consumer programme revealed cash for gold companies to be a rip-off....

 

[Badgers]

He is right, your attitude isn't very good at all

I am clearly failing at life again

Don't really care about these calls but his indignation was really good!

 

[marty21]

Just had a great sales call:

Leech - Good afternoon sir I want to speak to you about diamonds
Me - For ever?
Leech - Yes, indeed sir but right now it is a good time to invest in diamonds
Me - I am sure it is but I am really not interested in diamonds
Leech (angry voice) - Have you even seen the news and what is happening?
Me - I have indeed
Leech (angry voice) - Well surely you would be stupid to keep your investments in stocks or banks at a time like this
Me - My first thought was to invest in an allotment and a shotgun
Leech (angry voice) - I really don't think you have a very good attitude
Me - Ha Ha Ha Ha

I never get those kinds of calls - I want to invest in diamonds, I have a good attitude, I have seen the news !!!

 

[quimcunx]

I never get those kinds of calls - I want to invest in diamonds, I have a good attitude, I have seen the news !!!

Where do you currently keep your investments, marty?

 

[machine cat]

Just had a great sales call:

Leech - Good afternoon sir I want to speak to you about diamonds
Me - For ever?
Leech - Yes, indeed sir but right now it is a good time to invest in diamonds
Me - I am sure it is but I am really not interested in diamonds
Leech (angry voice) - Have you even seen the news and what is happening?
Me - I have indeed
Leech (angry voice) - Well surely you would be stupid to keep your investments in stocks or banks at a time like this
Me - My first thought was to invest in an allotment and a shotgun
Leech (angry voice) - I really don't think you have a very good attitude
Me - Ha Ha Ha Ha

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Where do you currently keep your investments, marty?

In his pants drawer

 

[marty21]

Where do you currently keep your investments, marty?

shotguns and allotments - they aren't doing well at the moment, but I hear a big player may be investing in them soon, so I'm hoping they do a bit better.

 

[Voley]

Right.
Here we go.
Once more into the breach and all that.
<bites nails>
Fucking hell I hate job interviews. They actually make me feel ill.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Right.
Here we go.
Once more into the breach and all that.
<bites nails>
Fucking hell I hate job interviews. They actually make me feel ill.

You'll be fine

And afterwards treat yourself to a large glass of something nice!

 

[marty21]

Right.
Here we go.
Once more into the breach and all that.
<bites nails>
Fucking hell I hate job interviews. They actually make me feel ill.

*crosses everything*

*decides that's a bit uncomfortable*

 

[marty21]

You'll be fine

And afterwards treat yourself to a large glass of something nice!

a bottle of wine in a glass!

 

[quimcunx]

Right.
Here we go.
Once more into the breach and all that.
<bites nails>
Fucking hell I hate job interviews. They actually make me feel ill.

They're just people, nivip.

Breath, smile, flash cleavage.

 

[5t3IIa]

Right.
Here we go.
Once more into the breach and all that.
<bites nails>
Fucking hell I hate job interviews. They actually make me feel ill.

Not used to them yet?

Soz. GOOD LUCK. Remember to breathe

 

[marty21]

They're just people, nivip.

Breath, smile, flash cleavage.

flashing the moobs work in interview situations imo

 

[marty21]

I notice that Long dark tea time of the soul thread in the drugs forum now has over 19k posts and yet has not been canned

 

[machine cat]

I notice that Long dark tea time of the soul thread in the drugs forum now has over 19k posts and yet has not been canned

One rule for us...

 

[Badgers]

Fucking hell I hate job interviews. They actually make me feel ill.

Nobody likes them apart from the very ill types.
Try imagining them naked when they were 12 and the nerves will just evaporate.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Right, I am retiring to bed for a while as i appear to have morphed into an invalid! *puts on bed jacket and grabs a pack of mintoes*