Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[QueenOfGoths]

Lalallalalalalalalalallallalalalallalalalala!

To quote Pickman's "Ha Ha"

Here is a recipe (you can find anything on the web!)

http://www.beegreenfoods.com/2011/02/edible-chocolate-body-butter-recipe/

 

[Biddlybee]

I was just teasing you, apols if I didn't come across as such.

Shit, probably me being over sensitive, enough people think I'm a lying cunt, but turns out I'm just a cunt

and coconut so goes in sweet food, macaroons, coconut flapjacks, coconut ice cream all ftw!

 

[TruXta]

No worries, BB. Anyway, moving on from cock-o-nuts...

 

[marty21]

I got called a little shit who steals from the government, today, which was nice -

I am actually averaged sized

 

[Biddlybee]

...brazil nuts, they're nice - never had them in ice cream though.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I got called a little shit who steals from the government, today, which was nice -

I am actually averaged sized

What have you stolen from the government though....Teresa May's shoes, Nick Clegg's pencil sharpner (sharpener..) ?

 

[marty21]

What have you stolen from the government though....Teresa May's shoes, Nick Clegg's pencil sharpner (sharpener..) ?

all of the above

and more

 

[QueenOfGoths]

all of the above

and more

You average sized shit you!

 

[marty21]

it was an Italian pensioner who made this outrageous claim, after I asked him what he meant - he told me to fuck off

 

[marty21]

You average sized shit you!

this ^^

 

[quimcunx]

it was an Italian pensioner who made this outrageous claim, after I asked him what he meant - he told me to fuck off

Have you explored the possibility that he might be a bit mental?

 

[marty21]

Have you explored the possibility that he might be a bit mental?

I constantly explore this possibility

 

[5t3IIa]

majorly busy, and now - meeting with lazy boss - of whom, if gossip is correct, begged to be allowed to keep his job recently

Exciting bsns. Please expand on and fuel gossip in thie here thread.

 

[neonwilderness]

I got called a little shit who steals from the government, today, which was nice -

I am actually averaged sized

Maybe he had heard about your many tax-payer funded holidays?

Looks like out 10k target is tomorrow evening

 

[5t3IIa]

this ^^

This was 1k! This! This post!

 

[neonwilderness]

Poor effort really. Good job Badgers isn't around today

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Poor effort really. Good job Badgers isn't around today

We have let him - and ourselves - down

 

[sojourner]

I'm hungy

 

[marty21]

We have let him - and ourselves - down

so sorry

 

[marty21]

Exciting bsns. Please expand on and fuel gossip in thie here thread.

did tell you ALL about IRL when we were on WINEHOUSE duty

 

[QueenOfGoths]

so sorry

You know what you are....you are an averaged sized shit...or maybe you need an average sized shit?

 

[5t3IIa]

did tell you ALL about IRL when we were on WINEHOUSE duty

Yes! I remember! I mean - I thought you might have scored down some further infogoss

 

[sojourner]

She doesn't remember at all. Fucking lush

 

[5t3IIa]

I do!

No one knows why he's in the shit and I want Marty to find out!

 

[Biddlybee]

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[TruXta]

I'm off to play footie in the park.

 

[marty21]

I have drunk many fine ales and eaten many fine foods tonight

 

[moonsi til]

I'm in bed drinking wine after a day of serious work. I did think I was off tomorrow but realised yesterday that I'm doing a shift from next week tomorrow. I can tell that I'm winding down towards my leave (from Tuesday 2nd , 8.30pm) as I forgot my diary (left it in my kitchen) and I didn't care.

I also have a marmite bagel for luch tomorrow. I have known of them for a while but never popped them in my basket before. It must be the holiday mood. I also bought 2 multi packs (6) of spicy transformer snacks for 99p & some Lipton Ice tea.

 

[TruXta]

I have drunk many fine ales and eaten many fine foods tonight

... as the lack of punctuation evidences.

 

[Biddlybee]

Too early mumble, grumble, yawn