Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[neonwilderness]

Something like this?

 

[marty21]

After a srs busy afternoon, I am currently sipping a pint in a pub in that London, finally taken the ladies wig off after fooling People all day

 

[neonwilderness]

I've heard a rumor that marty might already be in the pub

 

[machine cat]

After a srs busy afternoon, I am currently sipping a pint in a pub in that London, finally taken the ladies wig off after fooling People all day

I'm off in a minute...

 

[neonwilderness]

I'm going too!

 

[marty21]

I've heard a rumor that marty might already be in the pub

A vile untruth

 

[Biddlybee]

I've heard a rumor that marty might already be in the pub

I bet he's been in there all day

 

[100% masahiko]

Not much of a drag today.
Just spoke with a very, very angry man.
His face was so red, it made his fake tan blotchy.
I can't remember the last time I met such an angry man.

 

[TruXta]

Pics?

 

[100% masahiko]

And no, this is not a poor attempt at shit poetry.

 

[100% masahiko]

Pics?

I should have.
Should have said, 'hold that look, I need to get me camera.'
More angriness tomorrow I reckons. Team (HR) America are involved and are fuckin' worried.

 

[Voley]

I have an interview.

 

[marty21]

I have an interview.

is it with them cants at the harsing?

 

[Voley]

Them cants, yes.

 

[Voley]

Anything I ought to swot up on marty? Bearing in mind they didn't have introductory tenancies and that when I was last a housing officer?

 

[marty21]

Anything I ought to swot up on marty? Bearing in mind they didn't have introductory tenancies and that when I was last a housing officer?

I'll pm some stuff - too dull for a thread

 

[Badgers]

Tell them you know people who know people.
I can see no bad reaction to that statement.
Maybe chuck a tenner on the table while saying it.

 

[quimcunx]

I'm Going to IKEA.

 

[TruXta]

Now? That's just wrong.

 

[marty21]

Tell them you know people who know people.
I can see no bad reaction to that statement.
Maybe chuck a tenner on the table while saying it.

tell them you are not only imagining them naked, you paid top dollar for naked pictures of all of them

and go to the interview naked, obvs

 

[marty21]

I'm Going to IKEA.

do you need some of those small candle things ?

or maybe some emergency soft furnishings ??

 

[TruXta]

Dodgy meatballs?

 

[neonwilderness]

I'm Going to IKEA.

Get me a hot dog and some pear cider?

 

[Voley]

Marty21 is a jolly helpful chap, I can report.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm Going to IKEA.

Herrings for me please. Many different types of herrings!

 

[quimcunx]

Well I didn't get the side table or the laptop table, just some curtains and a cheap chopping board. Oh and some rosehip drink which I abandoned because it's rubbish and impulse chocolate which seems to be all gone...

There is no easy way to get to or home from IKEA without a car. Got in after half ten and stella is nowhere to be found. AGAIN.

 

[quimcunx]

Marty21 is a jolly helpful chap, I can report.

He's never helped me.

 

[Voley]

He's never helped me.

I'd say that's a poor reflection on you, then. On you.

 

[quimcunx]

 

[marty21]

you NEVER let me