Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[steveseagull]

 

[existentialist]

Petsy’s proper riled now!

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Bless.

 

[Orang Utan]

I don't think that's a real dildo emporium

Other dildo emporia are available:

 

[Winot]

She’s gone to a better place (Shenfield).

 

[steveseagull]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

She’s gone to a better place (Shenfield).

 

[bluescreen]

She’s gone to a better place (Shenfield).

That's actually rather good.

 

[scifisam]

Is she one of the surprisingly large number of people who genuinely think we won't be able to use cash or stamps tomorrow?

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[8ball]

Is she one of the surprisingly large number of people who genuinely think we won't be able to use cash or stamps tomorrow?

You must be shitting us.

 

[danny la rouge]

Is she one of the surprisingly large number of people who genuinely think we won't be able to use cash or stamps tomorrow?

Some of us are old enough to remember pre Elizabeth florins and shillings circulating as 5p and 10p I think right through the 80s.

 

[scifisam]

You must be shitting us.

Not in the slightest. It's baffling.

 

[danny la rouge]

Not in the slightest. It's baffling.

It’s actually true. We can’t use Elizabeth post boxes either. And the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Govan is already being demolished.

 

[scifisam]

Some of us are old enough to remember pre Elizabeth florins and shillings circulating as 5p and 10p I think right through the 80s.

I am one of them despite being a whippersnapper by comparison. Although apparently old enough to use the term whippersnapper.

But even without that experience, no country would suddenly have no valid cash or stamps just because its monarch had died.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

It’s actually true. We can’t use Elizabeth post boxes either. And the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Govan is already being demolished.

And the elizabeth line across london has only been open a few months

 

[Ax^]

 

[danny la rouge]

I am one of them despite being a whippersnapper by comparison. Although apparently old enough to use the term whippersnapper.

But even without that experience, no country would suddenly have no valid cash or stamps just because its monarch had died.

The only reason people think it is that decimalisation wiped out all the pre Brenda bank notes. And coin size redesign got rid of the last of the pre Liz coins. Else we’d have the evidence to the contrary in our wallets. Well, if we didn’t just use our phones.

 

[scifisam]

And the woman who tweeted that followed it up with:



It's not a parody account.

 

[Ax^]

 

[bluescreen]

Is she one of the surprisingly large number of people who genuinely think we won't be able to use cash or stamps tomorrow?

And the woman who tweeted that followed it up with:

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It's not a parody account.

They all need to calm down.

Bank of England statement as plans to change money to King Charles begins

The passing of our great monarch automatically kicked off a raft of changes to the United Kingdom, some of them changing for the first time in a lifetime

www.chroniclelive.co.uk

[Edit] Tbf it's hard to see the words 'King Charles' without assuming a parody or scam.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

It’s actually true. We can’t use Elizabeth post boxes either.

i did read an (alleged) news article earlier that did (seemingly being serious) say that they didn't think post boxes would get taken out and replaced as there are still 'a few' George VI ones out there



there's still some queen victoria ones in use

and think the handful of Edward VIII ones have mostly got listed status.

 

[Elpenor]

And the elizabeth line across london has only been partially open a few months

Corrected for you

 

[danny la rouge]

i did read an (alleged) news article earlier that did (seemingly being serious) say that they didn't think post boxes would get taken out and replaced as there are still 'a few' George VI ones out there



there's still some queen victoria ones in use

and think the handful of Edward VIII ones have mostly got listed status.

Fucking hell, there’s still weeks of this stuff to go.

 

[Dr. Furface]

 

[petee]

the view from America

 

[belboid]

And the woman who tweeted that followed it up with:

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It's not a parody account.

this is tradition. each monarch faces in a different direction to the previous one.

 

[bcuster]

 

[bcuster]

It’s actually true. We can’t use Elizabeth post boxes either. And the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Govan is already being demolished.

Will the RN rename your grand new aircraft carrier?

 

[Epona]

Will thr RN rename your grand new aircraft Carrier?

Being sold for scrap

 

[petee]

[NOTE: Do Not Run Until Fucking Queen Is Dead Or People Will Lose Their Shit] Queen Elizabeth Dead At 96

[ED. — DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL AWFUL LADY IN THE GROUND]

www.theonion.com