Queen Death: Thread for unhinged Tweets, opinions and behaviour

[weepiper]

The Sport page is a terrible Photoshop sadly, as you can tell if you read the text.

 

[Spymaster]

… as you can tell if you read the text.

Why would anyone do that?

 

[moochedit]

The good old Sunday Sport. I wasn’t aware that shit rag still exists.

soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent!

 

[chainsawjob]

From yesterday.

 

[Ming]

I wonder if she was pissed off she never got to send herself a congratulatory telegram?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Now I rather like all this yarn bombing stuff but "Gnome Queen" in Cookham has amused me

 

[seeformiles]

Can't be arsed to click twitter to see if anyone's mentioned it but paddington's coat is blue. That's probably the death dwarf from don't look now.

I had a red coated Paddington when I was a kid (my brother had the blue one)

 

[brogdale]

'kinnel

 

[moochedit]

I had a red coated Paddington when I was a kid (my brother had the blue one)

You had a socialist paddington and he had a tory one

 

[seeformiles]

You had a socialist paddington and he had a tory one

Nice one! The use of Paddington as Royal propagandist disturbs me a bit since,in the books and films, he is the voice of the outsider often questioning the established order of things. Rather than taking tea with Liz, he would have said something like “Why do you have all this money? Why do you live in this huge house?” etc.

 

[Ax^]

hmm nice driving to work this morning was like lockdown again

no foookers on the road

 

[Elpenor]

Think Paddington has earned himself a spot on the guillotine

 

[pbsmooth]

I presume he's earned himself a seat at the funeral. Outrageous if he's not invited after all he's done.

 

[DaveCinzano]

' The crowd gasped'

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[brogdale]

'kinnel

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The Starmerites missed this bit:

 

[Elpenor]

Should have some swan in it surely?

 

[Edie]

 

[A380]

That’s basically eight days worth of BBC and all national newspaper coverage…

 

[Edie]

That’s basically eight days worth of BBC and all national newspaper coverage…

It’s brilliant isn’t it. Sums up why I love kids.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

The Starmerites missed this bit:

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I read that as sling thee

 

[brogdale]

I read that as sling thee

But really, our largest mainstream political parties talking about angels; WTAF

 

[SpookyFrank]

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Mumsnet special.

Nothing particularly unhinged on my local nextdoor but I've not really looked

As usual, impossible to tell who is taking the piss and who is genuinely coming out with this kind of shit.

 

[SpookyFrank]

This is fucking brutal.

Fucking savages. That 'pushing your head into the concrete' thing seems to be standard practice now. And why wouldn't it be, they clearly enjoy it and nobody tells them not to.

 

[Karl Masks]

I'd have just fucked him off. Horses for courses

Good to put a face to the parties concerned, in case i ever meet them. Plus she's a cracking cook

 

[SpookyFrank]

Nice one! The use of Paddington as Royal propagandist disturbs me a bit since,in the books and films, he is the voice of the outsider often questioning the established order of things. Rather than taking tea with Liz, he would have said something like “Why do you have all this money? Why do you live in this huge house?” etc.

Much as I loved the movies I couldn't help but wonder how the Browns ended up in that fucking massive townhouse in Kensington. Mr Brown must be doing 'wealth management' for some Saudi gentlemen or something. He may seem a bit stuffy and uptight, but that's just because he's coming home from another long day stuffing bits of journalist into a duffle bag and trying to make a strangled sex worker look like she died of a heroin overdose.

 

[seeformiles]

Just watching the marching bands trooping out of the parade ground. The rhythm of the boots has me singing Gary Glitter’s “Rock’n’Roll pt 2” in my head..

 

[seeformiles]

Much as I loved the movies I couldn't help but wonder how the Browns ended up in that fucking massive townhouse in Kensington. Mr Brown must be doing 'wealth management' for some Saudi gentlemen or something. He may seem a bit stuffy and uptight, but that's just because he's coming home from another long day stuffing bits of journalist into a duffle bag and trying to make a strangled sex worker look like she died of a heroin overdose.

Yep - there’s no way anyone in that street could afford to live there. All a bit “Richard Curtis” really

 

[Spymaster]

Just watching the marching bands trooping out of the parade ground. The rhythm of the boots has me singing Gary Glitter’s “Rock’n’Roll pt 2” in my head..

That's not in your head, it's Andrew's leaky earbuds.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Hope she's saved enough for the kids therapy later in life