Politically Correct re-makes

[Mumbles274]

Nocturnal flying mammal person: the light restricted person granted an honorary title by a monarch or other political leader gains promotional placement

 

[twentythreedom]

Quornburger Wheelchair Ramp

 

[SpookyFrank]

Unsuitable terrain for chronologically enhanced gentlemen

 

[SpookyFrank]

The quite possibly apocryphal execution of a man whose divine credentials have yet to be independently verified.

 

[frogwoman]

Non-polyamorous cisgendered Caucasian female

 

[frogwoman]

Interview with a diurnally-challenged blood-positive individual

 

[frogwoman]

Arachnidperson

 

[frogwoman]

Sentient being from a non-terranormative planet

 

[Voley]

Quornburger Wheelchair Ramp

Took me a while, that one.

 

[billy_bob]

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex and Were Taught At An Appropriate Age as Part of A Progressive Curriculum of Personal, Health, Social and Economic Education

 

[billy_bob]

Took me a while, that one.

It's the first one that's got me stumped. I don't think 'Meat Staircase' is actually a film, but once the phrase came into my head I couldn't shift it for anything

 

[Voley]

It's the first one that's got me stumped. I don't think 'Meat Staircase' is actually a film, but once the phrase came into my head I couldn't shift it for anything

You've never seen 'Vegetarian Alternative Steep Incline' ?

 

[billy_bob]

You've never seen 'Vegetarian Alternative Steep Incline' ?

I was also trying to make it work for Brokeback Mountain but I couldn't quite crowbar a fit.

 

[billy_bob]

A Midsummer Night's Mature Attitude to the Discussion of Physical Intimacy

 

[billy_bob]

City of Looked After Children

 

[billy_bob]

The Story Which, Although of Same Sex Orientation, Is In No Way More Normative Than Stories of Other Sexual Orientation

 

[SpookyFrank]

Schindler's Affirmative Action Recruitment Policy

 

[Hulot]

Democatically Elected Kong

 

[billy_bob]

Special and Specialer

 

[SpookyFrank]

12 Years a Victim of Entrenched Discriminatory Practices in the Workplace

 

[laptop]

Affectively-challenged-person (abbr)

 

[Voley]

Special and Specialer

 

[Voley]

Top thread this btw billy_bob

 

[billy_bob]

Night of the Empowered Formerly No-Longer-Sentient

 

[billy_bob]

Top thread this btw billy_bob

I thought it was going to peter out fast but I'm quite proud of it now

 

[laptop]

The largest state in the union, as it happens, suffers the unfortunately lethal consequences of the right to own forestry-related tools

 

[laptop]

[The safest form of mass transportation, by passenger mile]!

 

[frogwoman]

Gently place the no-longer living closest relative to the equine in an appropriate environment

 

[Voley]

Can't get any of the last three.

 

[frogwoman]

Non-militaristic group of parents and guardians