Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
Boris Bike sonnet by me
There’s only one bike at the bike stand,
She said,
As she stood there and looked up at me.
Yes, there’s only one bike at this bike stand,
I said.
I could only nod and agree.
If there’s only one bike at this bike stand,
I thought,
Then I could be late for my work.
But if I take this bike from the bike stand,
I thought.
Then she’ll think that I’m some kind of berk.
We looked at the bike, then each other.
She smiled and my heart skipped a beat.
Who cares about bikes at the bike stand,
I thought?
I could easily just use my feet.
Why not stand aside like a true gent,
And then ask her out for a date?
Yet no words from my lips were forthcoming,
My thoughts were happening too late.
She smiled again, then she bolted she did.
She took the bars of the bike.
She smiled sweetly again, for the third time she did,
As she rode away on my bike.
And I never found out her number, you know,
I never have knew what she’s like,
Cos we never rode out on my bike made for two,
Cos she rode away on my bike.
There’s only one bike at the bike stand,
She said,
As she stood there and looked up at me.
Yes, there’s only one bike at this bike stand,
I said.
I could only nod and agree.
If there’s only one bike at this bike stand,
I thought,
Then I could be late for my work.
But if I take this bike from the bike stand,
I thought.
Then she’ll think that I’m some kind of berk.
We looked at the bike, then each other.
She smiled and my heart skipped a beat.
Who cares about bikes at the bike stand,
I thought?
I could easily just use my feet.
Why not stand aside like a true gent,
And then ask her out for a date?
Yet no words from my lips were forthcoming,
My thoughts were happening too late.
She smiled again, then she bolted she did.
She took the bars of the bike.
She smiled sweetly again, for the third time she did,
As she rode away on my bike.
And I never found out her number, you know,
I never have knew what she’s like,
Cos we never rode out on my bike made for two,
Cos she rode away on my bike.