pain in the arse neighbours

[johnnymarrsbars]

got up this morning to find a load of empty beer cars and fag dimps in my back garden and vomit on the pavement outside my house.

next door had a party. have they came round to apologise for the mess or offered to clear it up? have they fuck.

i've chucked the cans and fags back over the fence but god knows whats going to happen to the sick on the pavement. i aint cleaning it and i cant see them doing it..


argh

 

[Poot]

Are they up yet? If not, get a shovel under the sick and wang it at one of their downstairs windows. They'll assume they did it themselves...

 

[sojourner]

next door had a party. have they came round to apologise for the mess or offered to clear it up? have they fuck.

How old are you again?

They'll still be in bed, hungover. How's your Mail on Sunday?

 

[johnnymarrsbars]

How old are you again?

They'll still be in bed, hungover. How's your Mail on Sunday?

yeah because i dont want beer cans, fag ends and vomit in my garden i *OBVIOUSLY* read the mail


sod off, why dont you come and fucking clean it up then.

 

[story]

If it was a good party, they'll still be coming up for air and renegotiating their contracts with daylight and food.

If the vomit really bothers you, just throw water at it. Then you will be the good kind thoughtful compassionate neighbour, and they will be glad and grateful that they didn't have to face that particular horror whilst in the grip of a hangover.

The main point is this: good neighbours should invite each other to their parties!!!!

 

[sojourner]

yeah because i dont want beer cans, fag ends and vomit in my garden i *OBVIOUSLY* read the mail


sod off, why dont you come and fucking clean it up then.

Oh fucking grow up you miserable twat

 

[story]

Be fair: in all likelihood, they have no idea that there are beer cans and fag ends in your garden, nor that one of their guests threw up in the street.

They still haven't found the Chicken King leftovers down the back of their own sofa yet.