Official Big Brother thread

[Lisarocket]

Mario is a bit crap at this pretending malarkey

"have you met my girlfriend" is the first thing he's said to everyone before he's even said hello

 

[Epico]

What did Rex find out during his exams? I missed that bit.

That his Dad had a boyfriend.

 

[Onslow]

The worst thing is I look like that cunt Rex.

That aint a bad thing.

 

[Scarlette]

Why is everyone religious this time?

 

[Dillinger4]

Ah another 'Muslim'.

 

[Miss Potter]

I like Mohammed. Mo with the Fro

 

[Guruchelles]

Mohammed's Mr Happy top is better than Mario's Mr Happy top.

 

[moomoo]

That his Dad had a boyfriend.

Really?

 

[brianx]

Everywhere he's been there's been a civil war. And now he's in the UK. Ah well he's in the house so everything will be OK.

 

[aqua]

lol @ epico

 

[Lisarocket]

Yeah but no but

 

[moomoo]

lol @ epico

Was he fibbing then?

You tell me aqua, you're my friend - you wouldn't lie to me...........

 

[aqua]

was he fibbing about what? I'm laughing cos he's watching it

I'm "errrr"'ing again with this one

 

[aqua]

ah if it was about his dad having a boyfriend no thats right

 

[moomoo]

was he fibbing about what? I'm laughing cos he's watching it

I'm "errrr"'ing again with this one

Oh, I thought you meant Rex's dad didn't really have a boyfriend.

Oooh, a non skinny bird.

 

[Strumpet]

Lol@Vicky Pollard

 

[Epico]

lol @ epico

Stop me watching this!

*shakes aqua*

PLEASE stop me watching this!!

 

[Dillinger4]

I am bored by her already

 

[ovaltina]

aw! i quite like her too!

They've got some nice people this year

 

[aqua]

I won't no you know I watch it

in fact I remember many conversations you taking the piss for me watching it shall I remind you of them

 

[Lisarocket]

aw! i quite like her too!

They've got some nice people this year

Steady on! They've only just gone in

 

[aqua]

yeah but this time last year I was already deciding it was going to be shit

 

[moomoo]

Stop me watching this!

*shakes aqua*

PLEASE stop me watching this!!

Oh stop pretending you don't like it!

 

[Miss Potter]

it's already better than last year, remember the all-female launch night?

 

[Lisarocket]

yeah but this time last year I was already deciding it was going to be shit

This time last year i decided i'd never watch it ever again

 

[Scarlette]

Not very polished this lot, are they? In fact, only one slick laddy modelly bloke, init?

 

[Miss Potter]

awwwwwwwwwww bless Darnell

 

[Dillinger4]

I think he is alright!

 

[Lisarocket]

awwwwwwwwwww bless Darnell

Awww. I like him. LOL 'The only white man at the family reunion'

 

[Epico]

I hate white people who act black.

( very sorry )